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" Fritz is dressing as a pirate captain for Purim this year. I'm his... 'quartermaster,' I think? Did you know that's what the second in command is called? Because I didn't. "

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How are you Color Coded

GREY CODED

grey, a study in dreams, nightmares, and silver linings. you are the type of person who finds the good AND the bad in everything. some people might find you annoying. others may call you pragmatic. you see things the way they should be seen, even if that makes you depressed - even if that makes you angry with yourself. you know the world is not as bad as it seems, but you know it's not any better than it was yesterday. you want to fix this, if only starting on your own life and the lives of your friends. and indeed, you're going to need them, your friends. the journey starts here, starts now, with a single step forward. so where are we going, my friend?

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Valentine's Day Application

{SUBMITTED BY :  @red-hemlock​  || LINK }

Your name: Riversong, but please, call me River.

Romantic or platonic?: Hmm…

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: I love to move, but I get the funny feeling that you’re a bit of an ‘inside guy’. Nothing wrong with doing something nice and easy, once in a while.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Oh the latter, always. They can be so very fun to feed other people.

What’s your perfect date?: Let’s ‘expand’ a little, on the activity question from above. Picture this, darling: Curtains closed, lights dimmed low. Just me and you in the center of the room, dancing slow to a tune on the radio.

Would you cook for me?: Erm-… I’d remember to put the pizza in the oven, after you turn it on?

Would you let me cook for you?: Oh yes, I’d NEVER turn down free food, darling!

Can we make-out?: Hmmm…

Make out in private or in public?: Probably private, for the public’s sake. I do love a good ‘show’, but I can’t promise we wouldn’t get arrested. Public indecency laws, and everything.

Do you like to cuddle?: Does the Pope have a silly hat, darling?

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: Blankets, please. The warmer the comfier, after all!

Couch or bed?: Both have their little positives, but-… Whichever one’s the most 'sturdy’, really. Take that info as you will. >;3c

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: Nothing too fancy, really. Flower-crown making, whittling, though I’m afraid I’m no Da Vinci still when it comes to that yet; and extreme gardening! 'Extreme’, as in all of the pretty little plants that I grow could very well kill you if you’re not paying the right amount of attention, haha.

Tell me something about you no else knows: Hah! Going for the real meat and potatoes now, are we? Ohhh alright, I’ll indulge since it’s you, dear. Now don’t go around telling everyone and their mother this, but I LOVE a good romance flick; and sometimes, well, most times I tend to get more than a bit emotional when I watch said flicks.

Why do you want to be my valentine?: At first I just wanted to apologize for before. I really was kind-of a jerk to you, not to mention the whole… Dumpster-thing… But you’ve got more guts to you than I think you realize, and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for you at your side. If you’ll let me, of course.

What makes you a good Valentine?: Oh plenty, dear! I’m funny, I can fold people into pretzels if they’re bothering you, I’m good with my hands… But all jokes aside, I’m loyal to a fault, and I’ll always come running to pull you from the fire should you call. I might not be the most 'morally sound’ sometimes, but who cares about silly things like that, anyway! R-Right?

Oh, those are the good kind of “hmm”s. Much to,,, think about!!!

How is it that River just gets more and more attractive impressive with every passing day? Those hobbies of hers? Steven could listen to her talk about those for hours. She has this effortless charm, this balance of deadly allure and feminine grace and lovable playfulness and–

Okay, Steven. Calm down. He can still give an enthusiastic “yes” without making a fool of himself. But, really, can anyone blame him for getting a little worked up? River’s perfect. And she’s left plenty of room for his mind to wander–

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Your aesthetic word is…

supernova

a supernova is a large explosion that takes place at the end of a star's life cycle. it's big, bright and beautiful, although quite sad. if you got this result, i wanna tell you that even if trauma still haunts you- even if you have scars, either on your skin or on your soul, you're still wonderful. you still shine, you're the most incredible work of art in the entire universe. give yourself more credit for all the stuff you've gone through, okay? i'm gonna speak for everyone and thank you for letting us be part of your life

tagged by: @52playhouselane (tysm!!)

tagging: @happylabs / @feralreason / @jackokinnies / @dagdasgodslayer / @behindslaughter / @babydxhl / @red-hemlock / @shaepschift / @avemaria / @entitytcken / @greatrspnsibility / @mechanicaldance / and you!

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𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮?

The Shapeshifter.

You would break yourself into a thousand pieces, shatter every bone, and pry off every inch of skin to be what you think others want. You’ve become so many different things over the years. At this point, you’ve been everything except at peace. You conform and change and adapt and desert entire pieces of yourself, but when will it be enough? When has it ever been enough for them, and when has it ever made you whole again? Speaking of, who are you anymore? Do you even know? How long has it been since you’ve recognized the face in the mirror. Are “you” still “you?”

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What Emotion Are You?

DENIAL.

Your denial is like a thick fog, obscuring your view and making it difficult to see the truth. It is a comfortable lie, a way to avoid the harsh reality of your situation. It is like a cloud that hangs over your head, a veil that hides your true feelings from yourself and the world. Poor soul, you can’t even look into the mirror without denying reality. It’s not your fault- you can blame everyone else. When you’re done, you’ll see what you truly desire.

Tagged by: @red-hemlock ! Tagging: steal it!

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@melatcnin || {CONT.}

"Heh, ah, no. Not the Daycare. Technically I work in the Lobby, but I go all over!" Not including Moon's own domain.

Phone Guy knows all about the daycare attendants-- schematics, associated merchandise, patron reviews-- but it's an entirely different experience to meet the other 'bot in person. Phone Guy idly logs Moondrop's mannerisms and speech patterns, starting a personal file on his new associate separate from his pre-loaded profile.

"I've been wanting to meet you, actually. You and your partner. I've already chatted with the band, which means it's mostly you two and the DJ who I still need to get to know."

"What do you think of him? The DJ, I mean." Phone Guy's barrelling on, barely giving Moon a chance to respond. It's obvious already that he's a little chatty, but his tone and body language are both open, inviting, and friendly in a way that implies that he wouldn't mind at all if Moondrop forcefully interrupted his constant talking.

"When I heard about the size of him--! Isn't this place incredible?"

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N.SFW !! like legitimately n.sfw bc i. want to write a sinday post for once in my life ,

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sorry in advance but like. PG is a PRIME candidate for the classic “let’s put that mouth of yours to better use” line. shut him up when he starts rambling in bed. tbh i think he’d really like giving oral. leave him breathless / shove his head down & choke him on it?? guaranteed to fluster & excite him

in general i think he’s kind of passive / happy to go with the flow. he appreciates being told what to do & what his partner wants from him, but isn’t fantastic at communicating his own wants. really likes praise. considers himself capable of being a switch when it comes to dom/sub vibes but in reality he’s just not very good at being dominant.

also in terms of scenarios. dirty talk etc over the phone but that almost goes without saying /lh