*places a sleeping baby khajiit in askbox*
“WHO KEEPS BRINGING EGGS AND INFANTS ON OUR DOORSTEP? WE ARE NOT A NESTWARD!” Prometheus shouted angrily.
“Prometheus, shush!” Metis pressed a sweaty palm into her brother’s face as she and Rueste shared a glaring glance at him. “Shut up, you are going to wake up Bob the Second.”
Prometheus swatted his sister’s hand away and growled lowly, “stop naming them! They’re not going to stay. We are not keeping them.”
“Uhhhhh that’s what you think. We already voted to keep the Bobs.” Metis said in a infuriating tone. “So say hello to Bob the Second.”
“We?” Prometheus sibilated in indignation, “was I not informed we were voting?”
“Rueste and I came up with it on the fly. Sorry you’re like twenty seconds late to the party, dude.” Metis shrugged, already cradling the sleeping khajiit. “By the way, has anybody seen Paradise?”











