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[lilweaselmuses]

In honor of Splatoon 3, Weasel has moved to Splatsville!!

in their canon they're married to @parkourhub's pearl!

So heres some pictures of their new house.

PART ONE:

Warning: LONG POST under the readmore!!!

outside:

Outside Kitchen:

entry:

Indoor pool:

Gym/bb court

Second floor

Kitchen&&Cafe:

Living Room:

Family Room: (decorated by weasel!)

[gatecoeur]

jels’ comprehensive list of french swears and insults

As requested by @therxdeemxr​. Please note that I’ve catered this list SPECIFICALLY to Metropolitan French, aka the French you’d usually hear in Paris, aka the French that most people who learn French in school tend to learn. 

Most of the French-speaking world will understand these, don’t get me wrong, but some of these may be weird to hear in other French-speaking locations, such as Quebec and Louisiana, or even other parts of France for that matter, so keep that in mind if you’re using this list for a character that might’ve learned French from elsewhere. 

Also also, keep in mind that a lot of the words here may need to be conjugated to make sense, depending on what you wanna say. Unfortunately, I can’t go through all of that because French conjugation alone is a whole lesson.

Sources I used to help me compile this list (and that I frankly did a lot of copy-pasting from to help speed this up tbh) come from here, here, and here. They have more stuff than what I put in my list, but tbh some of them I’ve never heard in all my years of learning French, so take that with a grain of salt.

baiser - literally means “to fuck”. This word is one that causes A LOT of confusion for new French speakers, because depending on context, baiser also means ‘to kiss’. A great way to confuse two words, I know. Baiser can be used in the literal sense ( i.e. to refer to sex ), the figurative sense ( e.g. you could say “il m’a bien baisé” to say “he really fucked me (over)” ), and the reflexive sense of the word ( e.g. you can say  “Je me suis fait baiser”, which means “I got fucked over”. )

niquer - another word for fuck. Unlike baiser tho, it can’t be used reflexively, and is used exclusively as a verb. “Nique ta mère” (literally means ”Fuck your mother”, but is usually used in the same context as “fuck off”) is a pretty common expletive phrase to hear.

bite - dick. This word’s exclusively used to refer to the body part tho, not to describe someone as a dick.

chatte - pussy. again, only used to describe the body part. if you wanted to use pussy how we do in english, you can either use lopette, or a slightly less vulgar version, mauviette.

bête comme ses pieds - literally means "to be as stupid as one’s feet", but actually means that someone is REALLY stupid.

branler - to jerk off. 

branleur - wanker.

rien à branler - to not give a fuck

casse-toi - literally means “break yourself”, but is used to say “fuck off”

enculé/enculée - an asshole. Even tho there’s a feminine version of this word, it’s usually used for men only. It’s a very common insult.

chier - to shit. THIS IS THE MOST VERSATILE AND WIDELY-USED SWEAR WORD IN METORPOLITAN FRENCH. Common phrases include the following:

ça/tu me fait chier - literally means “that/you makes me shit”, but is usually used to say something along the lines of “that/you piss(es) me off”

je me fais chier - literally means “i make myself shit”. can be used to either express annoyance of boredom.

je t’envoyer chier - literally means “i send you to shit”, usually is a way to tell someone to shove it

c’est chiant(e) - literally means “that’s shitty”, but it usually used to say “that’s bloody annoying.”

con / conne - idiot. another very versatile word in French, because the severity of the word depends on the context in which you use it. in other words, you could easily use con / conne to mean “asshole,” “cunt,” or “twat”. Interestingly enough though, you can say “c’est con” to mean something along the lines of “what a shame”

roi des cons - this one just deserves it’s own place cuz it means “king of the idiots”

con comme une valise sans poignée - means "as stupid as a suitcase without a handle." pretty self-explanatory lol.

con comme un balais - means "as dumb as a broom." also self-explanatory lol.

connard / connasse - same meaning as con / conne, but is considered to be much harsher.

connerie(s) - mistake(s). “Faire des conneries” is a pretty common phrase, which is versatile in exact meaning but is usually used to say that someone is fucking something up. 

couille(s) - ball(s). This one you might wanna be careful with, as it can be used as a h*moph*bic slur. “Casser les couilles” is a very common phrase tho, and is equivalent to saying that you’re busting someone’s balls. You can also call somone “sans-couilles” to call them a coward.

cul - ass

trou de cul - asshole

bordel de merde - literally means “a brothel made of shit”, but is usually used as a stand-alone expletive

dégueulasse - means disgusting, but is a VERY strong use of the word. If you wanna say something is just a little bit gross, use  dégoûtant(e) instead.

debile - means “idiot”

dégage / dégage-toi - basically used in the same context as “kindly fuck off”

emmerder - literally means “to immerse in shit”, but is usually used in annoyance ( e.g. you can say “tu m’emmerdes” to say “screw you”, or you can as “je m’emmerde” to mean “i’m fucking bored” ). This word is yet another commonly used one.

emmerdeur / emmerdeuse – means “a pain in the ass”

faux cul - literally means “false bottom”, but is usually used to call someone a hypocrite or a liar

aller se faire foutre – used to either say “fuck off” or “go fuck yourself”

foutre la merde – means “to fuck up”. (e.g. “Il a foutu la merde dans sa vie” means “he fucked up his life.”)

ne rien foutre – means “to do fuckall”. Ton conjugate it, it would look like “tu ne fous rien de tes journées”, which means  “you do fuck all with your days”

je m’en fous - means “i don’t give a fuck”

merde - means “shit”. This is easily the most recognizable French swear word tbh. Can be used in a variety of ways, but is also used as a single expletive, like in English.

péter plus haut de son cul -  literally means "to fart higher than one’s ass", but is actually used to call someone arrogant

poule mouillée - literally means "wet chicken", and is used to call someone a coward

putain - literally means “whore”, but is usually used in the same context as “fuck” in English, especially as an expletive. This is the second more recognizable swear word commonly used in French across the board. Common phrases of this word include “putain de merde” and “putain de bordel de merde”. Both are used to express extreme anger, with the latter being even angrier than the former.

fils de pute - literally means “son of a whore”. Is usually used to mean “son of a bitch”, but only as an insult directed to someone and not necessarily as an expletive like it’s used in English

salope - usually means “bitch or “slut”

ta guele - VERY commonly used, and means “shut the fuck up”

tête de noed - literally means "knot face", but is another way to call someone stupid... more accurately, it’s to call someone a dickhead.

BONUS: “il a perdu les pédales” - literally means “he lost his pedals”, but is used to say that someone’s lost their mind, or is crazy. 

[stetsuwuninu]

[ Hello, ref sheet! This was done by the LOVELY @skelesass, thank you so much for this again Rose!!! ] [ Now we get to see just what that brandstorm DID to Stets... :) It’s affected his weapon projections, as well as left a nasty scar on his back. ]

[cavaliant]

Characters I still want to throw my muses at:

(ft. who I want to throw at them in brackets!)

Jugdral:

Ayra (Shannan, Sigurd)

Chulainn (Beowolf, Lachesis, Sigurd)

Daisy (Asaello)

Deirdre (Shannan, Sigurd)

Magi Squad members (Machyua)

Edain (Diarmuid, Jamke, Lachesis, Shannan, Sigurd)

Ethlyn (Sigurd)

Naoise (Lachesis, Sigurd)

Oifey (Diarmuid, Shannan, Sigurd)

Seliph (Shannan)

Shannam (Homer, Shannan)

Shannan (Diarmuid, Sigurd)

Sigurd (Beowolf, Jamke, Lachesis, Shannan)

Tirnanog kids (Diarmuid, Shannan)

Elibe:

Bartre (Karel)

Fir (Karel)

Geitz (Karel)

Guy (Karel, Rath)

Heath (Legault)

Karla (Karel)

Lyn (Karel, Rath)

Matthew (Legault)

Nino (Legault)

Noah (Karel)

Rutger (Karel)

Wil (Rath)

Zeiss (Karel)

Tellius:

Boyd (Oscar)

Elincia (Leanne)

Greil (Oscar, Zelgius)

Kieran (Oscar)

Leanne (Tibarn)

Rafiel (Leanne, Tibarn)

Rolf (Oscar)

Sanaki (Zelgius)

Tibarn (Janaff, Leanne)

Ulki (Janaff, Tibarn)

[priceofwar]

The Inescapable Whiteness of AVATAR: THE LEGEND OF KORRA, and its Uncomfortable Implications

And that leaves a very foul aftertaste. To suggest that Americana is the inevitable future of all worlds. That is no other possibility for modernity and progress. That westernisation is inevitable even in fantasy worlds without a “West.”

[flutewield]

“One of the great tragedies of all forms of abuse is that the abused person can become emotionally dependent on the perpetrator through a process called traumatic bonding. (…) This is a bitter psychological irony. Child abuse works in the same way; in fact, children can become more strongly attached to abusive parents than to nonabusive ones. (…) Almost no abuser is mean or frightening all the time. At least occasionally he is loving, gentle, and humorous and perhaps even capable of compassion and empathy. This intermittent, and usually unpredictable, kindness is critical to forming traumatic attachments. When a person has suffered harsh, painful treatment over an extended period of time, they naturally feel a flood of love and gratitude toward anyone who brings relief, like the surge of affection one might feel for the hand that offers a glass of water on a scorching day. But in situations of abuse, the rescuer and the tormentor are the very same person.”

Lundy Bancroft, Why Does He Do That?, 2002

[galaeus]

                         A LITTLE CHEAT SHEET ON CONTRAXIA

Planet Coordinates:  M15 5127512731+X1955KX Climate: Icy tundra wasteland with clustered cities Most Known For: Named “The Debauchery Capital” of the universe

Sleezy, shady, and all around unpleasant to visit, Contraxia is a cold and icy planet on the outskirts of the universe boasting some less-than-desirable titles. Those who are born here often die here as dealers, high-stakes gamblers, sex workers, or find themselves champions in the illegal underground fight rings. It’s not uncommon for unsavory individuals, whether involved in intergalactic crime or abuse of power, to visit the desolate planet for ‘vacation’. Many are stranded and desperate to leave by any means necessary, as much of the life outside of these clustered cities rarely exists in the snowy mountains and violent storms. If you have money to blow and want to get away with illegal activity impossible to get away with elsewhere, Contraxia is your frozen paradise.

BULLETPOINTS RE: NATIVE CONTRAXIANS

contraxians are known for their hot-blooded behavior and lack of impulse control and typically have a poor track record when it comes to diplomacy

(see: star trek verse) they typically do not get along with their genetic cousins (vulcans) given their inability to harness logic and often make fun of them for being ‘lifeless’

it’s rare for a Contraxian to leave their home planet, but few have gone on to make names for themselves despite the stigma surrounding their kind. among the very few, Rick Galaeus went off to serve in the Starfleet/Alliance Federation and climbed the ranks to become an admiral.

they once had pointed ears, though rapid inter-species dilution has made those features less common on currently living Contraxians

some, but not all, Contraxians are psi-positive. it’s more rare to find one that has the ability to see into one’s mind than those who cannot.

BULLETPOINTS RE: UNDERGROUND FIGHT RINGS

it is not uncommon for parents looking for quick credits to sell their children to the ring-runners. ring-runners are essentially free agents that sell and promote their gladiator fighters to the underground rings. sometimes children can be as young as nine.

due to poor contraxian tempers, many of these fights result in death.

outsiders are allowed to enter if they feel they’ll win. they usually do not.

the betting pool is among the most popular ways to win money on contraxia. the pot can sometimes take people into high-status riches.

winners are often showered with money (that is grossly diluted through the ring-runners’ shares) and are given involuntary champion’s markings. these tattoos signify great victories and the status of seasoned fighters who have yet to die. champions are allowed to choose their own designs unless otherwise owned by a specific ring-runner.

* note: this is my wildly divergent interpretation of this mcu-based planet that i have repurposed for star trek/mass effect verses and you can take it up with my publicist if you are confused as to why my dumbass has unknowingly created an entire universe by absolute happenstance