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kyria: it's official. God hates me
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kyria: it's official. God hates me
► & and the sunshine one bc i'm lame and lazy (~:
☼ for a morning text
[text] morning parasitic chemistry partner, if you don’t get your ass here i’m telling the teacher that i did all the work[text] and we both know who he’s going to more likely believe, so don’t skip :)
► for a text not meant for you
[text] hey king tut’s wrinkly, small dick, shut the fuck up and start talking to me when your IQ increases a minimal of 50 points[text] oh shit. sorry, rena. that was intended for some dumbass. completely disregard that text.
☺☼↕ ??
☺ for a loving/affectionate text
[text] yvette, you’re really great. thank you for being in miles’ life.[text] now please stop making out. think of the children downstairs. i can hear both of you, and it’s disgusting.
☼ for a morning text
[text] good morning, don’t forget to be at the library for your volunteering assignment bc you told me to remind you.
?? for a strange/vague text
[text] one for the money…two for the road…
↕ for a scared/worried text
[text] hey are you okay? saw you storm out of somewhere. don’t feel obligated to respond.
☺♣ ♥!!☼??►↕ i'm rlly rlly rlly gonna fight u tho
☺ for a loving/affectionate text
[text] fallon marie asher, you’re the best there ever is and don’t ever doubt that[text] i just feel like you don’t ever get that credit enough from people that genuinely mean it, that’s all[text] sorry that it just randomly came out of the blue
♣ for a drunk text
[text] fallon i’ve come to terms that you’re a bitch[text] but that’s okay because that makes me one too[text] even tho we’re both not dogs[text] but w/e i mean like we do bring out the cutest parts of our team
♥ for a sexual/naughty text (//wtf how am i supposed to do this?? can i say she’s like borderline smashed??)
[text] mm,m i couqld use ua couple iof hickies all over o;)[text] maybe only places yuo can olny bsee
!! for a threatening text
[text] FALLON MARIE ASHER. YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY NUMBER TO THAT GUY IN THE CITY OVER JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES HOW MY NONEXISTENT ASS SWAYS[text] I’M TAKING YOUR CHEER CULT AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A STRIKE AGAINST YOU IF YOU DO.
☼ for a morning text
[text] good morning, queen of everything. be careful driving up to boston today[text] i’m serious. i don’t want to find on the news on to hear that you got into a car accident.
?? for a strange/vague text
[text] space is so vast[text] and emits energy[text] except for that one spot in eridanus that’s completely cold and dark[text] that’s such a vast void that’s empty that it cold be a parallel universe[text] yeah so if that’s so[text] never mind i don’t know where i was going with this
► for a text not meant for you
[text] lmao that’s so funny that the muses are debating to write an ironic tradgedy[text] bc you’re pitifully comedic :)[text] hoLY FUCK. I AM SOOOO SORRY. that was for miles bc he’s literally a neutron.[text] forgiiiiive. i promise i’ll come to your practice if you do
↕ for a scared/worried text
[text] fallon! sos pls save meeee[text] creepy guy is hitting on me rn[text] why did i agree to come with u to this party this fucker is literally laying all the moves on me uGH
☺ ♣ !! ☼ ?? ► ↕ :~) fuck u 2 sora
☺ for a loving/affectionate text
[text] miles, do you know that i like you[text] i know i can be harsh, but i do[text] so yeah.
♣ for a drunk text (not smashed)
[text] once upon a time there was a kid named miles sameer joyce znd his world got turned upside down when he decided to be a fuckboy.[text] that’s it. also do you know where i can find good brandy? the wine we have isn’t one of my favorites.
!! for a threatening text
[text] MILES SAMEER JOYCE. I AM GOING TO HACK INTO ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND MAKE ALL OF YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA CLAIM THAT YOU’RE A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL AND THAT YOU’RE INFATUATED WITH COLBY.[text] so you better talk it out with wendy or i’m going to kill you one way or another haha :)
☼ for a morning text
[text] hey asshole. wake the fuck up your dad says i have to take you out somewhere. [text] don’t you fucking ignore me.
?? for a strange/vague text
[text] do you know what it’s like to be in a black hole?[text] just floating in oblivion and abyss[text] never mind you wouldn’t get it with your simpleton mind
► for a text not meant for you
[text] haha i don’t think it’s possible to be too hot unless one is having a fever, but nice try quoting “uptown funk”[text] ah fuck. sorry, miles. that was for someone else.
↕ for a scared/worried text
[text] miles! are you okay? where are you? your father has been worried sick. i’m even concerned.[text] where the fuck did you disappear to? don’t just run off like that![text] if you’re not home by tomorrow, we’re alerting the officials.[text] just…return safely okay?
text ➡️ kilometers
kyria: my sixth sense is tingling
kyria: wtf did you do now
kyria: I'm too hungover for this but once I take aspirin, finish my coffee, and get some food in me I may or may not kill you
text → kilometers
Kyria: i’m not as angry anymore and felt a disturbance in the universe so what did you do
Kyria: also may or may have not have drank a couple of glasses of wine but whatever, i'm more mellow now