#;shipperoo

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William + Fury ;)

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

-who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

I can see William being clueless as to what happens and doing it because someone said they taste better when warm

-who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Fury, but he didn’t forget. He just fucking loves the cat 

-who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

William ugh. Fury hates it because it’s usually like slipping into spanish or forgetting words and he feels ashamed. Like it would be Fury but the Zeke thread makes me think otherwise LOL

-who breaks the most phones

Well William has like 8 so maybe he can afford to break more- Fury’s job is dependent on phones

-who dies first

Fury 8)

-which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

William n that’s why he takes his coffee black

-who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Probably Fury but maybe both of them. No idea what though lol 

-who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

William because Fury is smol and feisty and terrifying 

-who uses the computer most

William- he literally makes them (Fury probably doesn’t even OWN ONE)

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a good day for some gay biker lovin

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[Tosses Sokol at for the Ultimate Ship Meme]

gRABS the sokol.......... hold he still 

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - For as long as they want, I feel. Fury is complicated to decipher in that department, but his emotions are very intense. It wouldn’t be a boring relationship, no matter the length. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I have no idea, Fury isn’t too sure what love feels like, but the attraction will start to show very quickly on his end

How was their first kiss? - I like to imagine it’s a heat of the moment type thing C8

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Sokol because Fury is too smol to NOT be proposed to by a tall man 

Who is the best man/men? - j a c k e t/ zeke

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Ace pls. Also Plast because that’s adorable. Also Arcadia cause that’s also adorable.

Who did the most planning? - Pfff Sokol cause he just seems much better at it...

Who stressed the most? - Fury. He has no idea if he’ll be any good at this marriage thing

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Fury’s extended family LOL 

Sex:

Who is on top? - (whispers) Fury when he’s feeling bold, mostly Sokol

Who is the one to instigate things? - Fury when he’s feeling super bold, Sokol any other time LMAO

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard (initially?) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (this one has to happen eventually tho)

How long do they normally last? - Fury may be weak at the mercy of a beeg stronk man but he’ll try to make up for it by having stamina

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Fury aims for giving more than getting (to prove his worth)

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - perhaps one day when science is advanced enough... mmm

How many children will they adopt? - For the sake of this meme, one. :B

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Sokol more at night, Fury during the day.

Who is the stricter parent? - Fury for the kid’s sake !!

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Mmmthey just teach them how to protect themselves/pull them off

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Fury. With little sugar cookies and stuff. He can be scary but he cares

Who is the more loved parent? - I’M NOT ANSWERING THIS

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Sokol because he is the non-freakish handsome one

Who cried the most at graduation? - the kid, amazed they made it there at all with two violent, overly energetic fathers 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Uncle Zeke :v

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Fury! He might even take food suggestions

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - I’m not sure, I think they just cook what they know they like... 

Who does the grocery shopping? - Fury tends to do the normal shopping, Sokol does the “oh fuck, shit we forgot” shopping

How often do they bake desserts? - When there’s a mood for them!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Fury likes him some meat if you know what I mean ; ))))

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - More like an anniversary vodka bath AHHA (Fury,maybe....)

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sokol

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - no fucking clue tbh hahaha

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They have a chart for chores bahah

Who is really against chores? - It’s a necessity...

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both, but Fury takes more care about Taco Bell :B

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Fury ha haha huh

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Fury, he sometimes shrinks behind big Russian unless it was his idea initially

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - NO ONE. METICULOUS MONEY PLACEMENT 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depends on how much blood there was that day pfff

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sokol in the mornings, Fury in the afternoons

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Whenever there’s a major cultural holiday for either of them, and a bit on Christmas.There’s a lot of fake snow, let me tell you.

What are their goals for the relationship? - I...just... fun? Nice times??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - I’m gonna say Fury.

Who plays the most pranks? - Fury RIP

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I know you wanna, give me the crack ship meme.

if you say sooo

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awfully good | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Forever and ever and ever and ever bound by something that can’t even be described, it’s like hatred mixed with caring that Biker will never admit cause he’s a dick

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Not quick enough. Everyone wants this

How was their first kiss? - A drunken, spiteful mess

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Fury; it was a joke. Billy took it as a dare. “What, what you think I won’t do it? You think I won’t fuckin do it???”

Who is the best man/men? - Ace, duh. 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sidon when did u get here

Who did the most planning? - It was an absolute “wing it” marriage

Who stressed the most? - Billy. Second thoughts. But he would not yield

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Idk Idk they invite everyone because Billy is like “witness me”

Sex:

Who is on top? - It’s not sex, it’s very competitive board games, so the top alternates 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends on who finds a HOT NEW GAME

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now but it is wrestling and very violent

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the GAME dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - They will stay up until like 6 AM

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - okay so they helped one another jack off once. they were drunk. it isnt gay ok IT ISNT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How rough are they in bed? - (If either of them so much as twitches in the other’s territory, there’s a war)Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex. LMAO roughhousing a lot | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - They’d make really bad parents ok

How many children will they adopt? - Billy has a fishtank and Fury bought a betta and thats his baby 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Fury insists Billy clean the tank more often since they’re mostly all his fish

Who is the stricter parent? - they spoil their fishies but sometimes they scream when one of them eats another 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - can you imagine fish doing stunts 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - they both feed those fish so fucking much

Who is the more loved parent? - fish feel no love. fish feel only contempt and remorse

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- PTA meetings for fish would consist of a lot of “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON???”

Who cried the most at graduation? - i. me. i did.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - FISH POLICE ???? 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Fury.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Billy.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do but at different stores

How often do they bake desserts? - Never, they just buy

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They like their steak

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Neither, but a lot of pizza and booze is consumed

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Billy hahah 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Either one for any given reason pfff 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Fury only cleans his messes 

Who is really against chores? - Billy 

Who cleans up after the pets? - The tank filter

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Billyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Fury ugh Fury he was ok when it was just his house but now theres more than one person and he’s like nOOO

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Fury and it was immediately put in the safe 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Fury cause he just spaces out in there

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Billy takes the fishies out in a fishbowl on a wagon

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Only for DDLM and maybe a tiny bit for Christmas

What are their goals for the relationship? - To keep it going for as long as they can before one of them surrenders

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Fury honestly

Who plays the most pranks? - Impossible to say

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Aislin and fury (Their my crack maybe not the official crack, but hypothetical crack)

they are somewhere in between official and hypothetical crack and it’s lovely

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Until one of them dies- it isn’t so much a proper relationship as just quiet, casual love

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Quick by Fury’s standards. No idea for Ace...

How was their first kiss? - Confusing for Fury, but sweet. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Fury, but he was a mess about it because he was certain she’d say no

Who is the best man/men? - Hahahah Biker (rekt)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Jacket :P

Who did the most planning? - Ace, for fun! 

Who stressed the most? - Fury!!! 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Janitors is literally all I can think of. And Manny Pardo. 

Sex:

Who is on top? - Ace of courrrrse

Who is the one to instigate things? - Ace, usually. 

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - A long as Ace says so, if Fury doesn’t have one of his famed mental breakdowns hahah 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Fury makes sure she gets more

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One, perhaps two, but only if she wants them

How many children will they adopt? - None, but they’ll get a cat. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - It depends on their work schedule haha 

Who is the stricter parent? - They’re both easygoing, but Fury can lose his temper (duh)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ace, she doesn’t want to lose any more family 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ace and they’re really cute with drawings on the napkins ;u; 

Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both loved for different aspects, but maybe Ace is favored cause daddy can be scary

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- ACE

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ace gets a little teary, but she’s mainly all smiles 

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ace just houdinis them out of the scene

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Fury c: 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - No idea, hahah! 

Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together uvu

How often do they bake desserts? - Whenever they want to!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meaty salads so Ace can pull this face

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ace...! But Fury loves making them feasts, so he might too

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ace for FANCY DINNER TIMES

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - NO COMMENT

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Ace magics shit out of existence. BAM! Clean.

Who is really against chores? - Fury pfff 

Who cleans up after the pets? - Equal amounts

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - That’s secretly the magic trick

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Fury because UGH PEOPLE

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ace... she also made it disappear. 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Shared baths >:U

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Ace and she looks cute uvu

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - As often as they can because making decorations is fun. 

What are their goals for the relationship? - To give one another stability and comfort!

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ace, all snuggly and swaddled in her bed 

Who plays the most pranks? - Equal opportunity! Fury loves it

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Danger + Fury ((I'm trash and I'm curious SORRY XD)

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! It just may need some work | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Probably until one dies/flees LOL but it’s more casual than anything

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It’s more of a strong crush. It took a while and some violence

How was their first kiss? - Drunken. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Chris LOL and probably out of convenience

Who is the best man/men? - IDK any of Chris’s friends and Fury has maybe 2

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Ace....

Who did the most planning? - Hard to tell. 

Who stressed the most? - Chris, it’shard keeping the feds off your back with ceremonies

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Mr R L O L (and Manny Pardo shhh)

Sex:

Who is on top? - Fury. 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Chris tries, but Fury is fucking scary. 

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Standard..? mayne I dunno

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh yes. Full on yaoi “let’s cum together” up in here

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Mmm whatcha saaay

How many children will they adopt? - ZERO!! it would be a mess

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - If they had to, Chris

Who is the stricter parent? - Fury, because he doesn’t want a careless child

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Chris lol

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Fury!

Who is the more loved parent? - i just.....

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Chris because he looks more like a dad

Who cried the most at graduation? - the teachers

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - fuck that they just pack up and flee the country

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Chris+ the most eating too

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Fury will refuse things for not being flavorful enough

Who does the grocery shopping? - They have a schedule

How often do they bake desserts? - Only when necessary, but they buy a lot of pastries

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Why not both?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Fury haha

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Chris

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Mmm Chris, he hasnt been in a house for 2 long

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Fury

Who is really against chores? - Also Fury... 

Who cleans up after the pets? - Chris pfff

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - CHRIS THAT ANIMAL

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Chris bc hes like oH GOD WHO IS IT

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Fury and he was mad because what is that doing outside the safe

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Chris, because Fury insists he’s never clean enough :L 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Fury because Taco Bell follows him around all the time anyway

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They go big for Christmas and DDLM 

What are their goals for the relationship? - Not getting caught plz

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Chris pfff

Who plays the most pranks? - FURY OFC

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Crack time, PlastxFury (If Plast weren't gay as shit)

here we go 

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? LMAOOO | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - They’re bound by their destructive nature, making an almost unbeatable team 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Almost instantly. It was love at first bite. 

How was their first kiss? - Rough. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Plast, holding up a severed hand with a ring on it

Who is the best man/men? - RICHTER 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - I honestly... ?? Plast just asked everyone to be a bridesmaid

Who did the most planning? - Almost nothing was planned. 

Who stressed the most? - There was no stress. It was like a Vegas wedding. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - I wanna say Ripp because it would be hilarious to have him in the background just like “why”

Sex:

Who is on top? - Plast. She INSISTS

Who is the one to instigate things? - Plast...

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - As long as they can before passing out from blood loss/concussion

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Plast seems to value quality over quantity, but if the orgasm isn’t good Fury’s not leaving LOL

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Don’t trust them with kids. 

How many children will they adopt? - A rat named Berg. He is all they need. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Fury cleans the cage more often lmao

Who is the stricter parent? - Berg gets away with everything

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - He even has a little motorcycle... 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - BERG GETS FED 5 TIMES A DAY

Who is the more loved parent? - Whoever gives the most tickles

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? mmmmmohmygod

Who cried the most at graduation? - graduation??? berg graduates from rat to Big Rat

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - plast always finds him when he gets lost

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Fury! He makes big feasts when he has the time

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Fury because I imagine Plast shoveling whatever she wants into her mouth

Who does the grocery shopping? - Fury cause he can actually budget things

How often do they bake desserts? - Not too often, mainly for special occasions 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat all the way

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Fury... and spooky movies to go with it

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Plast, but mainly to cause havoc

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - p l a s t 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Fury LMAO cause he needs to know where things are... 

Who is really against chores? - Plast

Who cleans up after the pets? - Fury LOL

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - ....Plast

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Fury because social interaction can be a real fucking nightmare

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Plast and you BEt she kept it

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Fury because he spaces out hard

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - there is no dog. there is rat

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - DDLM gets SO many decorations it isnt even funny. Halloween too ofc- everything else is up in the air

What are their goals for the relationship? - Destruction and fun

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Plast probably. Catnapping in the sun is something I see her doing

Who plays the most pranks? - Plast def