#;text thread

[wavrlywizard]

@intrcducingme text: Be here in fifteen minutes. text: Drop whatever you're doing, we've got plans. text: Bring ... swim trunks?

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adotjones replied to your post “��”

[text] um i aint a kid.

[Text: America] Relatively speaking you are

[Text: America] Born after the b ubonic plague=a child

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[Text: Austria] My national orchestra is larger than my army and I think you’re the only one who would appreciate my priorities

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[Text: Belgium] Please do not put chcolate anywhere near your lady garden

[Text: Belgium] Yeast infections are not sensual and I worry about you

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{ Text: MissPretty } okay but how do card tricks work? mine always drop all over the floor and its a mess and it looks sad but you make it look so cool

[text: Taiwan] A cocktail or two does help showmanship hahaha

[text: Taiwan] It’s practice, practice, practice! :)

[text: Taiwan] Swift fingers don’t happen overnight 

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[TEXT] Can we hang out?

[text] Yes, I think I can arrange that :)[text] Also! I have something very important to share with you[text] ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ[text] It’s a bear

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vaerestor replied to your post “��”

[text] that would be the best job ever

[Text: Denmark] I thinkk you’d do very well :)

[Text: Denmark] You don’t even need talent I think

[Text: Denmark] Just look pretty + nonthreatening

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[Text: Denmark] No offense but honestly allyou blond tall Nordic+German types look the same

[Text: Denmark] You all are like a boyband

[Text: Denmark] You’d be marketed as the heart thro b that’s always shirtless for some reason and holding a dog I think