#>anon

[certifiedunicornhater]

WELCOME BACK GOAT

THANK YOUUU (/^_^)/ I’ve been gone for so long I think, like, none of my original mutuals are into unicorn wars anymore LOLL

[judy-twody]

What's wrong, Judy? Someone make you extremely horny for like two days straight? Made you wanna be a cum-filled ubered up inflated blob? Is that why you're so horny~?

Oh jeeze, uh...maybe. Maybe I've been, uh, kind of fantasizing a bit. Just a little bit...

...About being blown up like a human condom until I'm completely unrecognizable. Maybe. Thanks to a certain someone...

[outoftouchfulloftime]

👀 Who's the evilest person YOU know?

>me

>every^yday^y i wake up and strive to do worse.

[certifiedunicornhater]

OK who's smarter: Gordi or Azulin?

hi anon your ask made me drop everything because it sounds like you’re testing me on my uw knowledge or something HAHA

seriously though: gordi, hands down. in the movie, it’s shown how he has good survival skills and knowledge when it comes to collecting food in the forest, and he’s also more emotionally intelligent when compared to his brother! gordi also seems to have better combat skills as well

that being said, i’m not calling azulin stupid! he’s smart don’t get me wrong, but when compared to gordi he loses this fight

[certifiedunicornhater]

Gordi loves kids, if he survived the war he would've adopted one.

GORDI AS A DAD SOUNDS SO SWEET I LOVE THIS HC

i like to think gordi is good with little kids so i love this hc so much,, papa gordi

[certifiedunicornhater]

how popular is egg?

egg has a reputation for being a "weirdo," but it’s really not! they just constantly have their head in the clouds :]

[certifiedunicornhater]

Hooman Achuchones is black & no one can argue on that

SO TRUE i personally hc human achuchones as afro-latino :3