Confession
Sometimes when my spouse tells me "don’t stay up too terribly late”, I purposefully make it my mission to stay up as long as I possibly can, fighting sleep until it finally lands a KO and I faceplant onto the desk.
Oftentimes I choose to do this when they add “I know this sounds annoying.”
Yeah, it is annoying. By now you should know that if I even smell something with caffeine after 5pm that I’ll be awake till 3 in the morning. It doesn’t matter what time I get into bed. I’m still gonna sleep in till 10am. We’ve been married for over 4 years! How could you not know by now that 1) I am caffeine sensitive af, 2) I need to start attending meetings of Youtube Addicts Anonymous twice weekly, and 3) I’m an easily annoying, spiteful little [bleep]?!