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Theo & James St James & open to Club Kids

A black on red maserati rolled up and pulled off to the curb side of the street so the driver could use his cell phone. After a couple of texts he looked up and noticed a young boy looking out of place.  

"You look lost honeycomb. You a run-a-way? Did your car break down or something? You shouldn't have teased the stick. Cars are always looking for love, such drama queens, those bitches. 

I can get you home honey, I just can't guarentee when. I have a few stops to make. How far you live? No don't tell me. I'll figure it out when I get there. Door's unlocked if you're in." 

Then the sound of the car's locks would click open as casual as all get out. By the tone of his voice one might not be able to tell if he was trying to be some sort of eccentric good Samaritan or luring in a prostitute. 

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Club Kids Go Wally World // Party Monsters & Skylar

The tour came into town and their three tour tour buses pulled off to the side of a Walmart parking lot. Yes, Walmart. 

The three jet black and shiny luxury machines took up many spaces just for the vehicles but they were spreading out quickly as lawn chairs and foldable tables were being hauled out.

While an entire band of over the top people covered in makeup and hair color like they belonged on a stage or inside a rave tromped their way into the grocery end of Walmart. This left Michael Alig, King of the Club Kids placing floral table cloths on the fold outs.  He sat down on one of the lawn chairs and crossed his legs and waved five fingers at random passersby and blew kissy faces with glitter covered lips at people coming in for their quick buy bargains. But, there was on particular young boy passing by who he winked at. "Don't be shy honey."