BalloonShop Starters
"B'GAWSH! I am SO Peeved Right now!"
"HE/SHE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!"
"I COULD MURDER MY BOY RIGHT NOW!!"
"I look like a hush puppy..."
"I'm not playin', that friggin' hurt!"
"Y'know, sometimes I like to curl up in a big ball... and pretend i'm a hush puppy!"
"I'M ENJOYING A TREAT, ___!!"
"Yeah, I got a big bowl of jellybeans! The co-workers are fanatic about 'em."
"Go.. GO RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER!"
"We. Are. No. Longer. Young. Whipper. Snapper."
"NOT ON MY WATCH, BOYS!"
"GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!!"
"Hey ___, Do you like my new scarf?"
"I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS MAD BEFORE!!"
"THERE IS A POSSIBLE CHANCE I COULD LITERALLY KILL MY BOY!!"
"That is never gonna work with your level of science knowledge."
"You know what you did...." *Smacks*
"Hey, bro. You're crusin' for a brusin'..."
"I AM GONNA JUST GO BUY JUST AN ENTIRE AN A-ARRAY OF CLOTHES!!"
"I SAID QUIT THAT WHIPPIN'!"
"You left your mitten in my car..."