Invader ZIM starter sentences
“Deep down I’m….bologna?”
“Ummm…is it supposed to be stupid?”
“Wait….Something is broken and it’s not your fault?!”
“_____, there better not be any walking dead up there!!“
“NO! YOU GOT THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!”
“Why would you help me? Nobody ever helps me!”
“Good question……..but I don’t care!”
“______ is an _____! Why do I even have to try and prove it this much?!
“You quit being banished?!“
“Nope, this time I was trying to get rid of Mars. I’ll do Earth next. I’m an unstoppable death machine, you know.“
“When you were my students, I said you’d amount to nothing. And I was right. You’re NOTHING!”
“Aww somebody needs a hug!”
“How can you remember something I said if you weren’t there?”
“That didn’t destroy all life as we know it….you lied to me, _____!”
“…O-kay. There’s all kinds of things wrong with what you just said….”
“–should you fail______, you’ll suffer a fate worse than your….worst nightmaresssssssss!”
“Wait, come back!!! You’re not a freak! You’re just stupid!”
“Mmmhhhmm….that’s the sawdust.”
“That’s a….. weird thing for a chicken to do.“
“My heart explodes with joy~”
“_____, you stink! Go and roll around in the toilet until you smell better.”
“Your fear is overwhelming, no?”
"My problem is that the human race seems to want to be destroyed!”
“Now, prepare your bladder for imminent release!!!!”
“THE GIANT FLESH-EATING DEMON SQUID HAS ESCAPED!”
“This has nothing to do with jelly!”
“It’s really hard to want to chase somebody who smells that bad..”
“I’ll–I’ll… I’ll lay eggs in your stomach! I mean it!!”
“Now…back to my filthy evil, I guess…”
“______! Your waffles have sickened me! Fetch me the bucket!
“_____! We’re supposed to keep humans away from our home, not invite them in!”
“It’s not stupid, it’s ‘’advanced’!”
“Wow I’m boring! Do I always explain everything like this?“
"I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom!”
“You guys are just begging to face the….moose!!”
“How did you pass the verbal part of the test?”
“You see, _____? To defeat my enemy, first I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy, then wear my enemy’s clothes, then–”
“Wait a minute…! I’M BLIIIIIINDDDD!”
“–And keep it down! Do you wanna wake up the whole planet?!“
"I’m gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, ‘kay?”
“What you need is to give the ______ to me or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking!“
"I know all kinds of things about you… Pretty creepy, huh?”
“FOOLS! There is none so worthy as _______!“
“You can’t beat me, _____! My piloting skills are unmatched!”
“DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!“
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