#[cringe]

[taiyohima]

Me: morizai? mori x dazai? i dont think this exists let me check-

[ After 10 minutes ]

Me: this SHIT IS SO INTENSE OH LORD-

[sneefu]

Trying to make new friends and break the ice? Why not start up a conversation about milk!! Fuck introducing yourself!

[dagger-emoji]

If you ever think you've fucked up just remember that instead of using "Martin spent the night with another woman.", I accidentally said "Martin spent the night in another woman." in the first paper of the year in my college english class.

[sheeshmoonbeam17]

on campus we have this "sculpture" type thing of an man chained and sitting in a cell (idk WHY, it makes us look so welcoming, right?) and also for some reason lots of children visit campus. so a few of them separated from the group and got inside the bars of the sculpture and the teacher was yelling at them to get out

and i laughed really loud and they stared at me and omg i don't know why it was so funny but i'm so embarrassed and it was so random

[jaegerjaquez--sexta]