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[thechekhov]

The biggest joke sporty people play on us is pretending like movement is customizable. "do this thing but use THESE muscles." "Tilt your pelvis forward but don't use your lower back."

I've got news for you about how bodies work, champ. I cannot just opt out of using muscles when I don't feel like it. You're telling me YOU decide which muscles to lift something with? You got some sort of an open source program running this thing? You go in there and change the code???? Okay rich pants McGee..

I just got the Body 1.0 version where I do things and I don't get any say in which parts of me are doing the moving. Whatever happens under my skin is none of my business. It's in the stars. Can't do it.

[coco-coquette]

do you have any gloomy bear templates? ❤️

Gloomy Bear Templates

[eaterofdust]

Low effort drawing just so I can toss this au out to the cold and see if anyone wants to adopt it! (Lore under cut)

-Spitelout pisses off Thor, and being the macho man he is, is rewarded with a magic child (which he is NOT a fan of)

-Snotlout isn't particularly fond of being a living electrical rod, even if he can actually use the lightning; his father always hammers in how icky it is, so clearly it must be bad

-bla bla bla spitelout makes sure his son doesn't accidentally invent the first nuclear bomb using his own organs, normal father-son bonding

-gothi ~time of dragon training, begins looking for a replacement seer and replacement healer

-Cue fishlout being chosen

-fishlegs is skeptical, as snotlout isn't particularly magical or "smart" enough to use it

-bla bla bla fishlegs heals and snotlout begrudgingly learns to seer

-the two grow closer, snotlout collecting herbs for gothi/fishlegs

-canon plays out ~the same, with the real changes happening in rtte:

-parinoid of viggo attacking, snotlout way over-uses his magic, until eventually he's already traumatized over things that havent- won't, because of hiccup- happened

Anyways, here's a silly lil au up for grabs for the ~2 people interested.

[idverbhim]

[peanuts-fan]

Looking pathetic (1 of 2)

[criminalchickenfoesig]

Posting these separately because I love how they turned out the most.

Might colour them later.

[fuegosdoktubre]

"está saliendo el sol" Gracias por volver <3