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[redwing-blackbird-official]

employers are like, "you're such a thoughtful and wonderful member of the team, and yet there's something indescribably and yet irredeemably evil about you, so we won't be hiring you for this position. best of luck with your job hunt!"

[harrietdyker]

Harriet Dyer 2025 BAFTA Television Awards

[lightning-in-your-teeth]

usamericans constantly saying the rest of the world doesn't understand just how big of a country they are is so untrue because considering the number of democrat fanclub members Ive blocked on this one fucking website in a few weeks alone Im really starting to get a feel for it!

[sumquiasum]

Spill your thoughts on the fuckability of succession characters

The thing is that Succession doesn't actively sexualise most of its characters & they aren't presented as sexy to the viewer. Also, a lot of them have the sexual charm of an overcooked spaghetti drenched in dishwater. But what Succession shows is that sexiness does not equal fuckability. Sexy characters are usually fuckable but not all fuckable characters are sexy (Some People are really into s2 Kendall). The characters aren't created to be fuckable to the viewer, most of them aren't created to be sexy, and yet.

Anyway, the following ranking is of the fuckability of the Roy (adjacent) men.

Fuckable

Roman > S3 Tom > Kendall

Meh

S1 Tom > S3 Connor > Cousin Greg

No.

S1 Connor > Logan

[gglitcha]

@wyrding​   replied   to   your   post  :   mono   vc:   i   knew   glitch   and   i   were   besties   :)

“   oh ,   p  p p p p   l  e  a  s  e  .   aren’t   you   and   six   s’posed   to   be   quote   unquote   ‘   besties ,   ’   bagboy  ?   far   be   it   from   me   to   come   between   such   a   dynamic   duo  .   ”   GLOWERS  .

[canonloveinterest]

The pinnacle of eloquence.

[canonloveinterest]

Sautee, Poach, Boil for Mister Redacted ;)

No!!!

...Okay.

Sauté: Your F/O’s favorite food?

Stuff that’s really easy and quick to prepare or things that are ready-made and can be picked up from a corner store or something. Has a frightening habit of eating unprepared instant food, such as dry cup noodles - a mutual favorite!!

Poach: Is your F/O more likely to go to an expensive restaurant or just go to a fast food place?

Expensive restaurant? You mean like ihop??? 

Boil: Is your F/O a big eater or do they peck at their food?

I would say it depends on what it is and how he feels at that particular moment. Maybe feeling a little bummed or bored results in just pushing food around for a while but otherwise... have you ever seen those videos of someone in an eating contest and they’re very chill and eating at only a moderate pace, but they still somehow win? Metabolism of a hummingbird, that guy.