Sep 3, 2012
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/Trips on a squidlet./ Fuck!
You should ask them to feed on you when you are awake and then tell us all the details.
... ... ... ... /edges away from the squidlets eyeing his person./ DON'T GIVE ME THAT INNOCENT LOOK. ORGASM THIEVES. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU GUYS ARE ALL GETTING LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM TONIGHT.
You've been serving them as a great food source.
/Nick's pouting, bottom lip sticking out as he grumbles about ungrateful squidlets and orgasm thievery./ Orgasms are sacred.
They get stuck on things and /suck/.
...uh. UH. /Does a quick check of his person. Thinks about waking up with squidlets stuck to his person./ ARE YOU SAYING THE SQUIDLETS HAVE BEEN STEALING MY ORGASMS.
Just because they don't have a brain as humans understand it, does not mean they aren't sentient and constantly learning. How else do you think they survive in our world? And no, I told you they don't eat humans, but humans do produce things that are very tasty to them.
/Chinhands./ They don't just eat anything they get their squishy selves stuck to?
The more you talk to them, the more they'll be able to understand. But, you know, they are Wesen born through impregnating humans, what would you think they feed on?
You're punking me, right. They don't even have brains! /He unsticks #9 from the light fixture and shakes the squidlet violently around for a bit. Wobbling still, the squidlet slowly oozes back into shape after Nick sets it down on the counter./
...human flesh?!
You should ask the squidlets to demonstrate how they feed.
They just absorb stuff! It's kind of disgusting. /He looks dubiously at the squidlet currently clinging to a light fixture, wobbling when Nick pokes at it with a pen./ Do they even understand human speech?