>**[send a symbol for a text -- “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/126199995972/rhiannonbye-send-for-a-morning-text-send)**( **SMS**: REAL LIFE CERSEI ) how do you think gambino's doing rn( **SMS**: REAL LIFE CERSEI ) i hope he's having fun
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) why tf do you need to call me 5 times( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) if spica isn't coming back or jon snow isn't alive again SLEEP IS MORE IMPORTANT
send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) i'm secretly self conscious about my eyebrows dont tell anyone
send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) THIS IS IMPORTNT( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) I NEED YOUR BEST BAD PUN RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE IMMEDIATELY
send “⁇” for a DRUNK text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) BRUUH( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) can u pick m up( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) pretty pls w a hcerry on top
send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) ok but consider this: you me & jon snow, threesome
send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) i mean considering the fact that the universe is super big like nicki's booty there has GOT to be aliens somewhere right( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) but MY question is: HOW FUCKIGN CLOSE ARE THEY TO US I NEED TO KNOW
send “✘” for a HATEFUL text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) stfu nice ass good eyebrow ass pretty voice ass MANLY ASS BTICH
send “#” for a RANDOM text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) the puppy versions of giant ass dogs reblog if u agree
send “@” for a SCARED text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) i've eaten so much pizza in the last hour my manager is going to fucking kill me bruh( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) do you think you can hide me somewhere
send “&” for a LOVING text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) you're such a good friend 8(( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) stop that (except dont) ily 8(
send “%” for a CURIOUS text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) would you say my eyebrows give off an "angry" vibe or a "better than you" vibe
send “ツ” for an EXCITED text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) no you dont UNDERSTAND( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) THE BANACH-TARSKI PARADOX IS SOOO IMPORTANT
send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) gonna eat that booty like groceries tho( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) FUKC THHS WASNT MEANT FOR YUOU S WEA TS
send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text!
( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) i hate to break it to you my buddy, my pal, my bro, my friend( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) i only tell you you're manly to make you feel better( SMS: ASSHÓLE ) you're adorable af and it's offensive im gonna need you to stop immediately
[text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD.
>**[send a text!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/124528267317/send-my-muse-one-of-the-following-texts-to-see-how)**( **sms** ) HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT( **sms** ) and why you watchin it without me??? i mean uh
>**[random sentence starters!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/124089809707/some-more-random-starters-from-various-sources)**"There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this." He gestured to the empty pints of ice cream around him on the floor. "Jon Snow died and I haven't been okay since then, don't judge me."
>**[random sentence starters!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/124089809707/some-more-random-starters-from-various-sources)**"Exactly, I'm not Jiwon. I'm _big daddy bbomb_. Did you forget about that already?"
>**[Put the name of a person into my ask and I'll tell you what I think about that person.](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/123567085337/put-the-name-of-a-person-into-my-ask-and-ill-tell)**Wendy is the true ride or die, honestly. We've known each other for over two years and tolerated each other's shit that long, I feel like she's been there through everything. I even had a lowkey crush on her in early 2014, which is really embarrassing. She's someone I can trust and open up to about anything and I don't know where I'd be without her. From #JoonKyung2k13 to #JoonKyung2k14 and now #WenBomb2k15, she's been one of my closest friends and no one could ever replace her.
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
>**[a really long, but categorized, ask meme!](http://bruhbomb.tumblr.com/post/121622439857/a-really-long-but-categorized-ask-meme)**( **sms** ) i know it's not funny but( **sms** ) LMAO HOW'D YA MANAGE TO DO THAT( **sms** ) i'm kidding i'm on my way