#`chocodick

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trekhun replied to your post:

dude the only thing i’m thinking about right now is how you’re probably going to surround the baby with ten million different types of animals that’ll end up babysitting the kid when you’re not around

     Oh.-- You didn't hear? I donated my zoo and the animals inside it and put a bunch of the others up for adoptions.

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"Is that a chicken?"

Send me one for my muse's reaction.

     L.Joe looked down at the chicken in is arms before backing away slowly and hiding his feathered friend under his shirt. "N-no...." It clucked at him in protest and pecked at his stomach, causing him to squirm, but he wouldn't admit to that. L.Joe avoided Jaime's judgmental glance as he started sweating. "I-in... my defense............ it's not mine............... it's dinner......................................"

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I just realized you tagged my ask as "chocodick" and I laughed for about ten thousand years.

Damn, you must be old.

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For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU BUT YOU’RE SO CUTE????? I JUST??? WANT???? TO HOLD YOU???? REALLY CLOSE???? AND HUG YOU TO DEATH???? BUT THEN NOT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LIVE??? AND BE HAPPY, AND SMILE, AND LAUGH AND GET MARRIED TO THE BOY OF YOUR DREAMS????? AFTER GETTING THE REST OF THE FAMILY’S BLESSINGS??????? LIKE???? PLEASE?!?!??!?! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE ALL YOUR CUTE??!?!?