#captsehun

[bhuns-blog]

I just realized you tagged my ask as "chocodick" and I laughed for about ten thousand years.

Damn, you must be old.

[bhuns-blog]

∯

For every ∯ I get I will say/confess something without specifying for whom it is meant.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOU BUT YOU’RE SO CUTE????? I JUST??? WANT???? TO HOLD YOU???? REALLY CLOSE???? AND HUG YOU TO DEATH???? BUT THEN NOT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LIVE??? AND BE HAPPY, AND SMILE, AND LAUGH AND GET MARRIED TO THE BOY OF YOUR DREAMS????? AFTER GETTING THE REST OF THE FAMILY’S BLESSINGS??????? LIKE???? PLEASE?!?!??!?! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE ALL YOUR CUTE??!?!?

[sehunargent-blog]

"Why weren’t you there?"

"Yah! I didn't know, alright?" He lets out a groan as he runs a hand down his face, guilt inevitably filling up his gut as he looks over at his friend. It seems that there was a missed connection somewhere, either that or Sehun was just a complete fucking idiot.

"You should know by now that when it comes to social situations I'm not the most observant or the most reliable. But, I'm here now. Does that count for anything?"

[sehunargent-blog]

WELCOME TO THE SACRED BROTHERHOOD OF HUNCLAN.

THANK YOU I’M SO STOKED I THINK IM GONNA CRY

[chizokumoved-blog]

#dear sehun // QUIT RUBBING SALT INTO MY WOUNDS YOU INCONSIDERATE-ASS PIECE OF SHIT

HA HA HA HA [SATANIC LAUGHTER ECHOES THROUGH SEVEN SEAS]

[chizokumoved-blog]

Happy birthday you piece of shit.

I love you, have a good one.

[kxink]

captsehun said: {/falls to the floor and dies.}

This little fuck-- {' he gasped, getting on top of the other, shaking him } Yah, you can't die, you idiot. 

[kxink]

captsehun said: I’m too sick and lazy for this — just accept my insult, build a bridge and get over it.

Forever a lazy butt. {' kicks tbh } Never, man. Never ever.