[ you are so attractive. send help. ]
— { I like to think that I'm a delightful mixture of Chris Pine and Karl Urban, with Benedict Cumberbatch's eyes, but that might just be me being vain. }
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[ you are so attractive. send help. ]
— { I like to think that I'm a delightful mixture of Chris Pine and Karl Urban, with Benedict Cumberbatch's eyes, but that might just be me being vain. }
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: McCoy, L. H. {CMO --- U.S.S. Enteprise} >>> Kirk, J. T. {Cadet --- Starfleet Academy} ] Too late, it's already happening. There's nothing you can do to stop it. P.S. I'm not old, you ass.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]Don't even joke. I'm so not becoming a total cliché, and you can't make me. Nuh-uh. Not doing it. The stars aren't aligned. Can't do it.
P.S. whatever you say, old man.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: McCoy, L. H. {CMO --- U.S.S. Enterprise} >>> Kirk, J. T. {Cadet --- Starfleet Academy} ] You realize I /want/ the endless pages, right? I /want/ to hear about your favorite books. I know exactly what I'm getting into, and I assure you, I won't regret a second of it. P.S. You're enjoying this entirely too much.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]You're getting sappy in your old age. I swear, if we turn into a Nicholas Sparks novel, I'm totally out. I'm backflipping into the black and I'm so out.
P.S. like you expected any different.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: McCoy, L. H. {CMO --- U.S.S. Enterprise} >>> Kirk, J. T. {Cadet --- Starfleet Academy} ] I expect full fledged reviews of them. P.S. Eye patches? Never.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]You realise that I could literally write pages and pages about my favorite books? You're opening the biggest can of worms here, and you're totally gonna regret it once I get started.
P.S. a blindfold then? It just gets kinkier.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: McCoy, L. H. {CMO --- U.S.S. Enterprise} >>> Kirk, J. T. {Cadet --- Starfleet Academy} ] I dunno, Pike respects my opinion (not that he doesn't respect yours, it's just that he really isn't /pissed/ at me at the moment, I might have a better chance). He didn't really say /no/ at the time, so. P.S. I don't know. It might happen one of these days.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]Well, it's gonna be at least five years, so I guess we're just playing a waiting game. At least i get a chance to find some new books, right? Proper books too, not just ebooks on my PADD.
P.S. I'd totally get you some badass pirate eyepatches if that happened.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: McCoy, L. H. {CMO --- U.S.S. Enterprise} >>> Kirk, J. T. {Cadet --- Starfleet Academy} ] I've already begged Pike to convince them to rethink their ruling. P.S. The intensity with which I just rolled my eyes is near inhuman. P.P.S. No, that's just gross. P.P.P.S. I'm glad we've reached that stage in our relationship.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]Yeeeeah, I tried that. He said he'd see what he could do, but I think he's still pissed at me for lying on my report. I don't blame him.
P.S. do you think you could roll your eyes hard enough for them to fall out of your head?
P.P.S don't try it.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ] You won't ever lose me, though. No matter what. You could spit in my face and drink the rest of my bourbon. You could do /anything/, and I wouldn't go anywhere. You're stuck with me.
[ PERSONAL COMM MESSAGE: Kirk, J. T. {Cadet — Starfleet Academy} >>> McCoy, L. H. {CMO — U.S.S. Enterprise} ]Except you're in space, and I'm in San Fran-fucking-cisco. We should swap places, except you also stay on the Enterprise...Change of plan, let's just all be on the Enterprise.
P.S. if I knew you were into kinky stuff like face spitting, there's no way I'd have let you leave.
P.P.S I'm not really into that. It's kinda weird and gross.
P.P.P.S unless you're into that in which case, no judgement here.