the missy chronicles starter sentences pt. 1
"You may think I have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have a time machine and absolutely zero morals. Plus, I’m exceptionally spiteful!”
“Could I trouble you to say something nice?”
The woman did an impression of a steam train, including pistoning her elbows. “Chuff chuff chuff.”
“I’m impulsive. You’re impulsive. And I brought a cake!... Well. Maybe I ate the cake. Anyway.”
“That looks like a moo-cow, that looks like a baa-lamb, and that looks like a subdural hematoma.”
“If you don’t like it, speak now or forever hold your -- oh sorry, that’s tactless.”
[Character] wanted to rip [their] spine from [their] back, but knew [character] would be dead before the blood had soaked into the deck plates. They would see to that, from wherever they were watching.
“You can dangle them by the tail and bite them and it feels like you’re eating something alive.”
“You are invited to join MADAM (Missy’s Army for the Demolition of All Men).”