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Red, blowing in from being MIA in space for like—idk—-Y E A R S—-in space time: LOOKING FOR TROUBLE AND IF I CANNOT FIND IT, I WILL CREATE IT.

The lions of Voltron are listed below based on their abilities:

Fast ass. Smart ass Stron-k ass. Cold ass. Headass.

Lance: Romelle can ride with us!!

Red: Absofuckinglutely not.

laughs softly.

“I’ll fight every single one of ya’ll.”

Everyone in the universe, in regards to Red: You're doing great sweetie!!! Keep up the good work!!

Shiro, somewhere, with another new white hair and crows feet: sTOP ENCOURAGING HER.

Red: I'm going to get him.

Black: What?? No. No, we have to wait until the time is right.

Red: What??? This isn't the lion king. The right time is now. The buildings gonna blow any tik now, and your paladin is doing stupid shit. A g a i n.

Black: Which, believe it or not, IS A PART OF THE PLAN.

Black: ...

Red: ...

Black: IT'S A GOOD PLAN.

Red: ....

Red: Who put ya'll in charge again??

Also lotors is motor with an L for lame pass it on

Ah yes, aren’t the lions of Voltron W O N D E R F U L?

There’s the mighty Black one.

The intelligent and curiousGreen one.

The kind and strong Yellow one.

The sweet and caring B l u e one.

And then there’s the...Red one that fucking little shit. She blows everything up. Sits on all the important monuments -.-

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