[text]: understand? i dont tink i can stand under you but i can try???? lie down might be eesier. but im not lying now im sittung in te bat tub talking to u aw lucifir were holiday speciel friendes im gett u a presents!!! all i want for christeman i s a fried liek u what u want for christems HELP
[text]: I'll have to remember that you wish to try lying down under me.
[text]: Dare I ask why you're texting me while bathing, Nick? I thought these moments were private for humans? Congratulations, you have all that you want if all you require is my presence in your life. Why am I even bothering with your sensitive rambling right now? Goodbye until you're sober. And no, I do not want a present.
[text]: I changed my mind. Do you have a preference for the height of the tree?