Every year Derek Landy releases the 756th Skulduggery Pleasant book and every year I go, wracked with embarrassment, to the children's section of my local bookstore to buy it and it's usually terrible and great all at the same time and I think about these characters for about a month and then I forget they exist again. Anyway, here's the OG 5, all still kicking butt despite the odds. See you next year ig
What does the person on your mind say about you behind your back? 🤨
1 - 2 - 3
Pick what you feel drawn to. Choose based on what you feel is right.
Disclaimer: Nothing is set in stone and tarot is not an absolute practice. Don’t take anything too seriously or close to heart. If it doesn’t resonate, pick something else, or just leave it. Don’t listen to anything that may trigger you or stress you out. Take everything said in this PAC with a grain of salt. I don’t condone using tarot for mental health or physical illness. If you are hurting, please seek the help of a professional.
Take care of yourselves 🙏🏾
Pile 1:
Hello my dear pile 1s!!! How are you all doing? I hope you’re well. The person on your mind may describe you as a bright and cheerful person who has boundless energy. They may speak about you being someone who has the skills to do anything you put your mind to. Currently, the feel like that ability is not being directed into the right places, and it’s causing some conflict. They feel like there needs to be some sort of drastic change to get you to where you want to be. Anything that they’ve said behind your back, they’ve most likely said or will say it to your face. (Yay for transparency!!!)
This person could think that you should take a risk you’ve been considering taking, that you have all the skills you need to succeed. This could be a father figure that loves you very much, and just wants you to succeed in life. They may have saw you hanging with the wrong crowd, or just people who wouldn’t have supported where you’re headed in life. My dear Pile 1s, it seems that this truth came to you ,and you maybe had a falling out with this group of people (twins!!!). Or just left them behind to pursue better things. This person thinks that you can move forward in a better direction now without these people holding you back.
Pile 1, your entire immediate family could be worried about your ability to wield discernment 😭. They may think you don’t use your intuition enough to weed out peculiar and unfortunate people. They may speak about how they wish you used this part of you more often. I think that they will succeed in their wish and you will become more wise in this department. Your family—especially your father—are very protective of you. I also think that you may be divinely favored in some way. If you’ve had any hardships, or have been wronged in anyway, then the karma from that will come back to you. I think you have evolved and are changing for the better.
Intuitive messages:
Someone could be going to group therapy, or have their family holding group therapy. Someone here may have been a problem child and has changed things around for the better. If anyone here is close with their father, then he speaks of you very often. You’re his favorite lol. Some of you have a secret admirer who may be speaking about you as well. They adore you <3
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Pile 2:
What’s good my Pile 2s? I’m getting really loud and fun energy, this person could be a close friend or something of the sort. Woah! Big cards here Pile 2, this person may be really really important to you guys. This person feels like you may have given up on something or just in general. Their energy is very fierce and fiery lol. They feel like you need a change of mindset so you can move forward. They ABSOLUTELY believe in you whole heartedly. They believe that you will reap what you sow and achieve your dreams.
Pile 2s, I’d advise you guys to check Pile 1 for some messages, if you feel called to. This person believes you deserve the absolute best, and thinks that you should want this for yourself too. They may have witnessed you experiencing some hardship and wish they could tuck you into a corner and take care of you themselves. For some of you, this could be someone that you were really close to that passed on. They’d like you to light a candle for them, or speak to them in some capacity. For others, your friend (cause that’s the energy I’m getting) could feel that you have some sort of defeatist mindset that they’re fed up with. They feel you need a cleanse, a change of pace. They’d like to take you somewhere to do something fun so you can stop your moping lol.
For some of you, this could be a spouse or a romantic partner. This could also be a friend that has romantic feelings for you. They may see you in this current state and want to ease your worries. You could be getting communication (maybe a confession) from some of them soon. They hope that they’ll be able to bring you back to center with their affection, aweee <3333 This person is hoping that you will be able to achieve peace and that you’ll trust them enough to help you get there. They care about y’all a LOTTTTT and want you guys to be great.
Intuitive messages:
This is someone that’s very loud lol, they could be loud about how they feel about you or just in general. I’m getting many beautiful things for you guys, if you guys think no one really likes you (romantically) then please prepare to be proven wrong :P . Some of you may have some opportunities presented to you by an older masculine. Someone could be announcing their relationship lol. Some people here could be getting married to the person mentioned in this reading.
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Pile 3:
Hello Pile 3s! This persons energy is very mellow, almost tired. This may be someone that’s accepted defeat in some capacity. This feels like someone you may have shut out of your life who’s speaking about you. They feel like they got the shorter end of the stick when you left. This could be some sort of karmic soulmate. They strongly feel the way things ended was unfair to them. They feel like you’ve left them out in the cold completely and they were done dirty.
This person could be watching you in some way and feel like you’re better off without them. They feel like even though they’re able to view you, you don’t share much about yourself and still keep your privacy. They may be viewing you through social media or something of the sort. They want to move towards you in some way. If you’re no contact in ANY capacity then they’re hoping they’ll run into you by chance. They’re hoping that they can speak to you and make amends.
You could’ve gotten rid of this person last year, and may meet with them on the anniversary of the falling out. You could also meet around a holiday or someone’s (yours or theirs) birthday. They hope that they’ll be able to work things out and reach some sort of mutual agreement with you. For some of you this could be an ex or someone that had a crush on you that wants you back. I don’t think that they think of you negatively, they think of the terms you left on negatively. They’re very heartbroken over them.
Intuitive messages:
This person could have dark hair. You guys could have a lot of history together. Don’t go back to them, they haven’t changed. Love isn’t enough to mend what happened between you two. Someone here needs to lock in. Damn they’re like REALLY heartbroken lol, they really do hope you let them back in. Heavy defeated energy, just completely beaten down and broken.
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Sunday note:
WHEW! Girl…Let’s talk about these piles. It was difficult to pull on Pile 1s energy. It’s like they’re trying to be very gentle about what they’re saying. They don’t want it to come off mean. Piles 2 and 3 were very open. 2 especially, I was trying to keep the piles even but they had SO much to say. Pile 3 is just miserable asffff omg. That miserable ass energy girl, do NOT take that person back. I have a feeling that they deserved what they got. They’re just not happy because karma may be getting them in a specific way. Maybe you’ll get to see them grovel though, that’s always fun (to me 🤩). Doing topics like this really scare me because I HATE negative messages. The energy can be heavy and upsetting (like pile 3, miserable ass). I’m glad piles 1 and 2 were just worried loved ones, that was sweet. I know I talk a lot about feelings here but that’s just what these people are saying in context to you. Haven’t we all heard an “I just feel like…” when speaking to someone? I use it all the time idk. I hope to do a more lighthearted reading like summer fun or something like that. I kinda wanna do silly readings as well, idk, send your suggestions my asks are open!!! I hope everyone has a good day/night and this reading resonated with you. That’s all from me,
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