#{concerned noises}

[exilesblack]

I JUST REALISED YOU MISSED THE ENTERITY OF THE TWILIGHT AU- YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG

THE FREAKING WHAT

[welcome-to-gaytown]

Alright, confession time: being rejected and kissing inappropriate people

Your post about denied kisses made me think, I tried to remember if I have some fun story about it to tell you. And I think I don't but I remembered something else. Was that time someone kissed me. We were in front of a lot of people and he asked if he could kiss me and everybody was staring at us. I let him kissed me and then suddenly got apart and said (very loud so everybody could hear me) "learn to kiss first". It even wasn't a bad kiss, I just wanted to rude for some reason. However that's not what I remembered. The thing is he was older than me. Really older. He was 19. I was 12. And now I can't believe that no one realized that was wrong in that moment.

i-

[prisonrose]

Chairman Rose does applying toothpaste to klink actually help them run more smoothly this is a time-sensitive question?

“GODS, NO! Put the toothpaste down immediately! You’ll harm their delicate inner mechanisms and cause corrosion! The very most you should do is spritz them VERY lightly with a light mineral oil and then wipe them clean. Make sure you keep your hands free of the crushing action of the interlocking gears, okay?”