#{convo}

[classycookiexo]

[i-could-do-stuff2]

Me as a parent

Kid: mama

Me: yes?

Kid: I'm scared

Me: don't be scared, little child

[doofazoid]

Convo and Clyde, some oddball office friends

[ghast1yghosts]

eddie, about steve: *sigh* he’s like sunshine rainbows personified✨💫

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steve, about eddie: he’s like a feral cat

everyone: ??? okay, so he doesn’t like people then?

steve: no, he bites :)

[dom-i-nate]

Finals are done, Summer is here, and I for one couldn't be more excited. Seems that I'll be quite busy with everyone's favorite slut in the near future, so if you want me, come get my while you can.

[calvinahobbes]

can you please elaborate on the carrot stick lore (is this from the wad indy time)?

(x) Yes!!! I don’t remember exactly how we know but I remember Dan said he went to John’s house and nibbled on a carrot stick. Maybe @ahappydnp has more info 😇

[wolfgirlandfarmboy]

Jack: Anytime I have a perverted thought about Nana, I just know it's my Slayer side acting up! I'd never actually think about her that way.

Slayer Drive: I am just an extension of yourself and your true emotions - everything that you think and feel that you try to suppress is what I am. I am you in your rawest form.

Jack:

Slayer Drive: You cannot escape the fact you wanna fuck your girlfriend.