#{davidthepyro}

[hells-greatestdad]

Lucifer is in the kitchen at midnight making grilled cheese.

He is hold two puppets over his hands while it grills.

"Grilled cheese. Grill me a cheese" says one puppet in a low voice.

"I'm not grilling you a cheese!" says the other puppet in a high pitch

The puppets start fighting

(Blame @davidthepyro xD)

[sharkgirldick]

If one was to poke the sharkgirl's stomach, how fast would they need to flee before being bitten?

If you're in poking range, it's already too late. You're getting chomped.

[blitzbuckz]

❓+ Blitz, Would you ever have a threesome with a married couple?

「𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄」 || prompts / ( accepting. )

❝ HELLS FUCKIN' YEEEAAAH!!! ❞

[the-damned-and-divine]

For fucks sake Satan.. i finally got the image from last time outa my head.. then you do it again.. also pantyhose to reduce chafing if your gonna wear that more..

"Well EXCUSE ME for having the masculine fortitude to put on a skirt and NOT suffer a heart attack caused by sheer misogyny."

"We did a little goof for charity. That's it."

[alteregozowie]

"So your doing bartender training? mind if i ask for a Sazerac?"

"Finally! Some taste around here!" This was a drink he knew how to make, for the most part, and slides it on over. "Drink up!"

[green-x-reaper]

DEAD is Pregnant?! When did this happen.. also CONGRATS

|| Very verse dependent because there was a time where my ships wanted ship kids. So I'm like, "Here. Dead's pregnant now. Leave me alone."

[thedenofravenpuff]

Happy Spawning day to ya, hope you can have a restful day and get a nice treat. Also greys can make ya seem wise so use that to all your advantage.

I stopped dying my hair purple a couple years ago, because it had started to grey!

So I can follow the progress!

But being blond makes it hard to see how far my greys come in..

Anyways, thank ya!

[hotelofheroines]

🌶️ for Bean

Bean has only ever had a finger or two in her ass before when a previous partner had her feeling experimental, but never took it further. But now, with her usual hole out of commission because of post-partum recovery, anal is definitely starting to look like more of a viable option. Being an oral-slut works, but she does really want to be fucked from behind, even if that means the backdoor.