He's replaced all the sugar with salt and vice versa; all he has to do now is sit back sip his ( pre-sugar-and-salt-switcheroo ) coffee and watch what happens when his wife proceeds to make a cup. -> PB >:3
@hxlding-on
Oh, Cider hates bitter drinks, and the smell of coffee makes her head spin. But black tea? A perfect caffeine fix for her. Unfortunately, it's also bitter - which means loading it up with cream and sugar until it was sweet enough to her liking. But in taking a sip, though...
"Oh god-- eugh-!!" There was the sound of breaking porcelain from the kitchen followed by a muttered "ah, shit..." as Cider dropped her mug in shock (and disgust), and was currently scrubbing her tongue to get the salt water taste out of her mouth.













