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[olmoonlight]

🙈🙉🙊😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[angryclitspazm]

Daddy can I please have a sprite 👀

[arrepentirse]

@subestimacion | X

Luis is on edge. Absolutely and undeniably. What had happened back in the laboratories… he had had suspicions for these past weeks. And he had tried to get out. This was a horrific repeat of what had happened at Umbrella. What the hell even…?

And then Anabel had lost it. Completely.

Injecting the plaga into all of the researchers.

Luis could swear he could feel the little bastard writhe within his body. His chest… was he imagining that? Joder…

He needed to get rid of that. Now. That is exactly why Luis is here. He needed to get to his own laboratory just beyond the Sanctuary. Where he reigned alone, where he had his own research, where he had found out all the weaknesses of the parasite. He knew exactly how to get rid of this thing within him.

And he would have been on his merry way to do so, if he had not ran into Krauser.

Dios mio.

The man was a tank. He had been like that already when arriving here. But somehow it seemed like every time Luis met him, he got broader and more terrifying. As if what little of a soul he had had, slowly seeped from his eyes and manifested in unbridled strength on his body.

What was wrong with this man…?

Luis still immediately shows his trademark grin, taking a few steps back that almost look like an involatile move, his hands lift in a slight nonchalant shrug. Distance. He needs to get distance between himself and Jack.

“Hey, amigo.”, he greets the other, as if they were friends in any sense of the word. He knows that’s not true – but he also knows that this might be his best chance. Whatever Krauser was to Saddler, it seemed akin to a blood hound. And that was exactly what Luis should avoid at any cost right now.

He was so close. Right on his way to remove the Plaga from himself. To get the hell out of here. He would leave Valdelobos and never return. And now Jack is in his way.

“What can I say… I am not quite the fan of big work events?”, he tries to wiggle his way out of that one. Holy shit. He needs to act quick and think even faster. Those blue eyes are like knives burrowing into him…

“Speaking of work… I need to get going, eh? Lord Saddler has a very important matter that I have to attend to – so, if you don’t mind…”, he clicks his tongue and points off to the side. To where his laboratory lies behind the corridors and stockroom, deep within the mountain. Safe and sound.

“We can catch up later, what do you say? I can get us some cervezas on my way back? Anyway...”

It seems, the longer he has to endure Jack's presence, the mor eit makes Luis' tongue loose... stupid. Foolish. He was nervous. He better get going. So with that Luis tries to step past the other man.

[daddymikeyway]

Late ‘99

[toothlesssoul]

Just passed an elderly couple on the street and for some reason they mistakened me for a cop. I'm kind of offended but they were so cute about it asking me if they were allowed to park their car without a ticket.

[iliveintheoceanoftime]

🥰

[ogbrill]

Slutty omega Spence whipping out his fake knot in the middle of a briefing and fucking his slicky ass with it

He stares directly at Aaron too. Challenging him. Asking, no daring him to do something about it.

Morgan is holding his breath, the scent of slick from the horny omega is too strong, but he knows better than to get in between whatever is happening with his boss and best friend.

JJ and Garcia are blushing but both also haven’t taken their eyes off of Spencer as he bounces on the large fake knot.

Rossi and Emily both roll their eyes and try to continue with the briefing knowing that they won’t get anything done until Spencer has made his point.

Hotch is growling. How dare the little slut challenge him like this. Spencer arches forward with a cry cumming on the table and Hotch leaps the distance turns the omega over and starts smacking that pert little ass. He is gonna make sure Spencer won’t be able to sit on the jet.

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Shuri: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings. Peter: How and where can I return myself?