MCU Incorrect Quotes

Because Thunderbolts & Fantastic Four renewed some of my faith in Marvel. Favorite Platonic Ships: Irondad & Spiderson, IronFam, Avengers, Guardians, Science Family, SamBucky Favorite Romantic Ships: Pepperony, Spideychelle, Interwebs, Stucky, Iron Husbands, Stony, Science Bros, Brutasha

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It's About Time

Hello all! I don't know if anyone still pays any attention to this blog, and I wouldn't blame anyone who doesn't. I was gone for a VERY long time.

However! I am now officially a college grad, and as a result, I have a lot more time on my hands than I used to. As such, I would REALLY like to get myself back into making my various fandom content. This includes fan fiction, video edits, and, OF COURSE, my Incorrect Quotes blogs.

So here I am! Back to try to get this thing going again.

I don't want to make any promises about how frequently I'll be posting. I used to be really good about doing a morning post and an evening post, and I'd like to get back into that habit, but I do think it'll take me a bit, so bear with me while I try to get myself back into the swing of things.

Now, all of that said, I have a long list of quotes saved that I have yet to post, but most of them are not up to date with any of the more recent films, so I'll probably be working to make some more up-to-date content in the near future as well. As such, if you have any requests of characters/dynamics you'd like to see quotes for, please let me know!

I hope I still have some followers out there, and if not, here's hoping I can gain some again. ;)

Stay tuned for some Incorrect Quotes! :)

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Clint: Seriously Nat, how many people would you have killed if Steve asked you to? Nat: None. Steve: How many people would you have killed if Clint asked you to? Nat: That’s not important. Clint: I DISAGREE. 

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Andrew!Peter: Now was that so bad? Tom!Peter: YES! Tobey!Peter: Are you still alive? Peter: …yes.  Andrew!Peter: Okay! So now you know the worst that can happen.

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Yelena, to Alexei and Ava: Hey you two! You are both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable. Like John. John: Hey!

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Peter: Give me my Xbox back. Tony: No. You’re grounded. Peter: Don’t make me do it. Tony: Do what? Peter: *hovers foot over crack in sidewalk* Tony: *smirks* That’s your mother. Peter: She’s dead. Who do you think is next on the list?

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Sam: Alright, Karli. Nobody wants to hurt you. Bucky: We don’t? Did I miss some meeting?

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Rhodey: Lately Tony’s gotten into dad jokes, but what’s worse is that Peter actually likes them.  Tony: I had a nice vacuum cleaner, but I had to sell it. It was just gathering dust!! Peter: *laughs* That’s what it does! Rhodey: Every time I think my hell can’t get worse, life finds a way.

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Quill: How do I deal with my enemies?  Nebula: Kill them. Quill: That seems a bit extreme. I was hoping for a more passive solution.  Nebula: … Nebula: Kill them only a little?

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Tony: So you lied to me. Peter: That depends on how you define lying.  Tony: Well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it? Peter: Uh… Peter: Reclining your body…in a…horizontal…position? Tony: … Tony: Get the hell out of here. Peter: Absolutely.

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Steve: Is there a doctor nearby? Bruce: Well, I have a PhD in mathematics.  Steve: Tony’s having a heart attack, and Clint’s having an asthma attack. Bruce: *nods* That makes two.

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Bruce: Your arm’s broken. I’ll put you in a cast and you’ll recover. Peter: That’s great, but I don’t see how being in a movie will help.  Tony: *face palms*

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MJ: Are your plans always this vague? Ned: This is about average. MJ: Wow. You must be really lucky. Ned: You’re telling me. Peter: Hey!

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Tony: Alright, who broke the toaster? Harley: It was Peter. Morgan: Yep. Peter did it. Peter: … Peter: You promised…

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Rhodey: You know how amazing it would be if you and I were totally gay and into each other? Tony: … Tony: What? Pepper: *mutters* “If.”

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Ned: As your best friend, I feel compelled to warn you that Mr. Stark is going to kill you. Peter: That’s future Peter’s problem.

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Natasha: If you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.  Natasha: Violently spars.  Peter: Violently studies.  Bruce: Violently sleeps.  Thor: Violently drinks.  Steve: Violently eats.  Clint: Violently climbs.  Tony: Violently tinkers.  Loki: Violently murders people.  Thor: Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Peter: That’s your great plan? Tony: No, that’s my dicey-as-fuck plan. But as far as I can tell, it’s our only shot.