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Local Science Teacher eventually assembles his own Scooby Doo style gang to take an objective look on the legalities and details of the now trending 'KYUBEY CONTRACT SYSTEM'

They take one look at the fine print, and go-

" ...Yeah, no, that rat is just a serial killer. "

" FINALLY, someone gets it! "

" And you say even my own students would've taken this deal, if you weren't around? Ugh...I thought I taught them better. "

" Is that actually Spider-Man, mama? "

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" My class? Great Kids. Especially Hitomi. "

" Seemed a little frantic yesterday, though. Kept muttering 'girls can't love girls' to herself an awful lot... Wonder what she saw? "

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" Listen kiddo, I'm not keeping you away from that little wannabe genie because I don't want you to get what you want. I'm doing it because I CARE. And because I care, I'm not just gonna sit around and let you sign your life away over a single wish. And especially not the sake of a goal that only benefits that little rat, in the end. You have your whole future ahead of you. Don't waste it on this. Think about the people who care about you, and want you to live long and happy. And even if you don't believe it, just know that I'm one of those people. "

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Spider-Man in the Madoka!Verse be like-

" Aren't you a little young to be doing all this? "

He's the living embodiment of that one running gag in Phineas and Ferb. Except, he doesn't just walk away after being told yes-

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" So...how did English Class go today? "

" Great. Wonderful, even. "

...She hasn't looked up from her phone in the past five minutes...

Out of curiosity, he'd peak around his fellow teacher's shoulder to see

'BEST OUTFITS TO IMPRESS A SUPERHERO'

'Oi ve...' He'd think to himself...

God, this is starting to get a little awkward.

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" Oh, this? Uh...don't worry about it! It's an art project. I call it...the cocoon of life! "

He remarks, as he sits atop a witch, that had been cocooned in a mass layer of webbing, leaving it incapable of attacking, or even escaping.

Course, this labyrinth around him is still pretty freaky, but at least the main threat INSIDE said labyrinth has been taken care of. Nasty little bugger, too. Real bad habit of trying to kill people, he thinks.

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" ...She dumped that guy through a text. Oh my god. "

Alas, while he respects Ms. Kazuko as a fellow teacher, that girl could pass for a supervillain with how brutally and quickly he dumped that poor dude.

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" I'm telling you, Peter-Sensei, this Spider-Man guy...he's the one! The way he helped carry me onto that ambulance, and that feeling I felt in my soul was no coincidence! It was an act of fate! My true soulmate! "

" I'm sure he is, Ms. Kazuko... But, aren't you already dating someone else? "

" Ahem...was. I WAS dating him. I broke up with him. "

" ...Huh? Weren't you guys stable? "

" Hardly. He complained about my cooking all the time! And it's not like his was any better. Besides, why would I settle for a no good jerk like that, when I've finally found my true love?? "

" I...I guess? "

Well, this is awkward.

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