ASL KPDH AU
HERE WE GOOOOO-!
“We’re here for Luffy!” “He’s SO cute, like you KNOW he’s the group’s baby brother, even before finding out he’s the youngest-” “But when it’s time to lay down a diss track, he goes hard, like SO hard, the fluff is gone and here’s just this total badass taking down all the competition!”
“Sabo is AMAZING, he’s the group’s lead visual and choreographer!” “He’s such a gentleman, so cool and charming, like he’ll kiss the backs of people’s hands and it makes everyone swoon if he takes off his signature coat-” “Rumor has it he ran away from his first family as a little boy, that they caused that huge burn scar over his left eye, but that just makes it even more awesome when ASL do charity concerts to raise money for shelters and hospitals!”
“WE LOVE ACE, he’s popstar royalty!! His mom Rouge was a member of the Baterilla Belles, but she died when he was just a baby-!” “He totally inherited her singing voice though, it is not just name recognition that got him and his brothers into the industry-” “He says that Sabo and Luffy are the best things that ever happened to him, they all adopted each other as kids and it’s so inspiring, like, they are totally family, on and off the stage-”
“This is their biggest concert in three years, finishing off this HUGE world tour, they’re going on break after this and they so deserve it even though we’re really going to miss theeEEMMMM-!”
(*Interview cuts off and footage goes shaky as the entire stadium erupts with cheers, the opening beats of ASL’s biggest hit single 'For The Win' starts to play*)
