Feb 4, 2019
THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“SNAKE - YOU’RE NOT BLOWING UP THE GROCERY STORE AGAIN ARE YOU???”
titaniumthamnophid replied to your post: “I’m not a dog, oh high and mighty Pharaoh.”
“Well you’re certainly no cobra. Those are fins on your helmet, not unlike a crest ons ome animals - but that is not where a cobra’s hood falls.”
“They act like the hood of a cobra.” Bass is giving his older brother the ‘you better not call me a fish’ look.
“if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”
“Does anyone know a veterinarian? Cause these pythons are sick!” Cue him flexing.
" can you be my daddy? "
{!!!} ----"Yes, and please refer to me as daddy from now on." There was no hesitation, just a stupid grin that needed slapped off his face.
Confession: would you fuck space?
{!!!} ----
“I have already.”