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[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

“Yes, yes, it’s all Melty Blood now. I can’t imagine the game’s revival being short-lived at all.”

*Hides the tweet announcing a new UNIB game.*

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

southtownwolves voidxred said: *Hyde is crying tears of blood in the bg at this point*

“I estimate the new Melty Blood game will set us back approximately four years. Its return shall come at our expense.”

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

*Patiently waits for a proper UNIB sequel.*

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

“Why do females feel attraction to a violent streetwalker more likely to stuff them into a waste disposal unit than engage in physical intimacy?”

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

“Hyde seems upset about something...”

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

genshonoaka replied:

"PISS OFF, HYDE."

“Ah, I see, you’re one of those crude alleyway youth Hyde is often mistaken for. Searching for appropriate speech pattern...”

“Yo, what the hell is your beef, you little bitch? You gonna get up in our grill over it?”

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

“Searching for appropriate pop culture reference...”

“It would you seem you have been rekt, scrub.”

[dreams-of-a-snow-sister]

“‘Furry’ sounds like one of those words Hyde doesn’t want me to know the meaning of.”