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[dontwanderoff]

Is it the metal of the earrings that's not okay for your work, or being able to see them in the first place? You can get non-metal retainers pretty easily online in clear or flesh tones.

they never elaborated and i didn’t get a chance to ask further because it was really busy, but that’s an awesome idea that i’ll definitely have to look into. thank you!! :)))

[venviru-blog]

A casual buttcheek stab with a fork. Absolutely stunning.

There is an undignified screech, more surprise than pain, right before Viru whirls around. “What in gods’--!?”

“Miron?” It’s almost comical, how confused she is. From Sera or Bull or even Varric it’d be nothing short of typical (truly the lewd jokes never end), but Miron? Smirking ruefully, she flicks their arm, giving a little static shock. “Any particular reason you’ve decided to be a pain in the ass?”

[unswervingloyalty]

knalice

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!: SEND IN TWO ( OR MORE ) NAMES AND I’LL FILL ALL THIS OUT ABOUT THE SHIP!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 4ever bc soulmates

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - probably slowly?? or fast without realising it so it became rather slow?? i am unable to accept a reality of knalice which didn’t begin as friends honestly, so that happens for awhile

How was their first kiss? - Impulsive, cute, maybe real romantic movie like and in the rain or something. Neither of them plan it, but they would definitely be in a friends to lovers situation with that big sudden kiss and the music swells and everything’s perfect for a moment

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Will

Who is the best man/men? - i don’t know bc in every other reality they are each other’s no. 1 wedding pal/best woman/man of honour. maybe Robin.

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - same as above honestly, do these two even have friends outside of their canon romantic partners?? Alice’s little sister might have some fun in the role??

Who did the most planning? - Alice but not because she’s irrational, just because I see Will as just not caring about that?? he’s a romantic and just sorta wants to be married he doesn’t care about it being too nice

Who stressed the most? - Alice

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - can i say Jafar??

Sex:

Who is on top? - they switch/it ends up as it ends up

Who is the one to instigate things? - both

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - a normal amount??

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes but also it probably becomes a competition or something

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One maybe, who happens accidentally, but is more a happy surprise for them

How many children will they adopt? - After they’ve accidentally had a kid, I can definitely see them adopting at least one child a little later, y’know going a bit more purposeful in their child rearing, wanting to help out the kid’s who need it bc they get what difficult childhoods are like

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Will

Who is the stricter parent? - Alice

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither of them are helicopter parents, and both get that kids are kids who do stupid stuff, but maybe Will. Possibly Alice but I can also see her taking the approach of ‘having a broken arm will teach them’, depending on how dangerous the stunt looks. Will is kinda overprotective, and also after losing his sister I mean, stuff like that probably freaks him out

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Whoever gets to it first??

Who is the more loved parent? - both of them, I mean how many people actually have a favourite parent when both of them are good parents??

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Alice /cannot/ handle all the other overbearing annoying parents, and will fight, and Will even with all his sarcastic comments, can somehow handle the soccer mum’s, and get’s along with them

Who cried the most at graduation? - Will is a cry baby lbh

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Will, who get’s it really and has done all that illegal stuff. But also a real guilt-tripping lecture comes out of it

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Will is rather good at normal meals, since he always did them when he was young

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither are too fussy, they’ve been to Wonderland and lived rough too much

Who does the grocery shopping? - both of them interchange

How often do they bake desserts? - not often probably

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lover

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Will

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Alice

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Alice

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - both

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them are even a little fond of it, but Will puts up the big fuss even though he’s actually good at it don’t let him trick you

Who cleans up after the pets? - Alice, because she chose them and Will thus refuses to clean up after them

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Will

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Alice

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - this question means nothing tbh idk, both of them?? i mean cleaning a couch is easier than cleaning a toilet, so Will’s lazy ass might find it??

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Alice

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Alice

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Alice get’s really into it, and even though Will makes jokes about it being excessive, he still likes it

What are their goals for the relationship? - happiness forever and ever??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Will

Who plays the most pranks? - Will

[unswervingloyalty]

What verses or fandoms are you thinking in adding in the possible multi-muse blog?

this list has gone through like a dozen changes since i’ve started thinking about it, but currently i’m thinking:

Alex Millar (Being Human UK)

Annie Sawyer (Being Human UK)

Homer Yannos (Tomorrow When The War Began)

Drizella Tremaine (Cinderella/as a OUAT OC)

And I’m also considering Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Nick Miller (New Girl), Petra Solano (Jane the Virgin), Trixie Franklin (Call The Midwife) and someone from Gilmore Girls though I’m not sure exactly who (probably Jess or Luke or Emily tho). And my brother was just chatting to me and reminded me of how much I love Pride and Prejudice bc he’s doing it at school, so let’s throw Elizabeth Bennet into the mix as well since my blog for her failed

[unswervingloyalty]

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS | accepting

[text] it never lasts[text] the trick is to find the right person you can always be pantless around

[venviru-blog]

Flashback!

Send me “Reminisce” for a memory my Muse holds dear. Send me “Flashback” for a memory they’d rather forget.

“Mamae!I don’t want to go. Don’t make me go. Please.” Wide, pleading eyes looked entreatingly up at her mother, her small, freckled hands clenching into helpless fists. “Hush now, Viru. Listen to me. Listen. Would you put us in danger? Would you put your sweet sister in danger?”Hiccoughing, she shook her head vehemently, even as her young heart split in two. “No–.” It was a small cry of defeat. Her lip trembled before she could catch it in her teeth and slow, large tears spilled from the corners of her eyes.“Then you must go. Even if we do not wish it, even if it hurts. It would hurt more to lose you, or others we love, yes? Oh emm’asha.” Her Mamae’s strong, lean arms wrapped around her, pulling her in tight, so tight it’s hard to breathe. But she wanted to be closer, so close that no one can break her away.Eventually they must part and the young elf was taken by strangers called Lavellan. They’re supposed to protect her, help her family by keeping her far away so there wasn’t too much magic. When there’s too much magic, humans got angry. Even other elves got angry. That’s what they told her, the reason she had to leave.And even now Viru hates goodbyes, hates to be left or leave others behind. There’s never a guarantee that they’ll see one another again.

[unswervingloyalty]

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DIG INTO MY MUSE'S LIFE | HEADCANONS

11: How important is family to your muse?

SUPER important. We don’t know much about Will’s actual biological family beyond Penelope (honestly I have 0 clue what’s up with or what to do backstory wise with Will’s parents but that’s another ramble) but we do see a whole lot of vvvvv loyal, vvvv loving Will, which is basically what he is. He basically drags them all onto his little tier of family, the level he reserves for his no. 1′s, his favs, those super important that he’d fight for.

Okay so firstly Alice, his BFF 4 eva. When he meets Alice it takes like five minutes for him to start comparing her to his sister (a vvv high compliment considering). He sees this ray of sunshine, all stubborn and helping him when she has really no reason to, and she just somewhere along the line becomes super important to him, becomes actually like a sister and is family. He’d do anything for her, I mean he jumps into the freaking ocean with a phobia of water and unable to swim to save her bc she matters so much.

And then he big-brothers Lizard, helps her to survive when she is presumably homeless and alone, making a lil’ sort of family thing. It reminds me a bit of Gavroche from Les Mis tbh, getting together a little gang of children to look after even tho he doesn’t have much of anything anyway

So anyway, the actually big point for this whole thing is way back with the flashback with Ana and her mum how much it matters to him that he’ll “build them a life”, that he’ll be there for her unlike that butt of a mother she has. He wants to have that sorta idealistic life with Anastasia, where they’re happy and they’re together. And even here where he is very young, you see he has placed Ana on his emotional tier of family. really that’s what he wants as an endgame, a quiet enough life with someone he loves, like that’s what he has always wanted. to not have to thieve, to just be y’know. Family defines it all, everything he wants, and that’s why the others are so important and he shows it bc he has this big heart and that’s just how he lives