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[sharkfinx]

💦 + Can Kisame do three backflips and a somersault and land on the dick ?

Send my muse the dirtiest questions you can!

"That...............................sounds something a certain green beast would do to a certain copy ninja, neee. I guess it's possible but wouldn't be too much pleasant, wouldn't ? Is that a Konoha thing.............?"

[sharkfinx]

Say... if you like to use those teeth for your sexual partners. Where is your favorite part of the body to bite?

Send my muse the dirtiest questions you can!

" .....—Pl-Places that are easier to been seen are my favorite, nee." He motion over the shoulders, neck and collar bone area, already regretting on relogging it.

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❝ Oi Kisame... ❞ Obito leans on the side of the counter that was empty, head resting in his palm wondering if his fellow friend still retained his shitty sense of humor from those days. Hmm... Now was a good time as any. ❝ I tried to catch fog the other day... Missed. ❞ Now he watched for the Shark-nin's reaction from the corner of his eye. // post-war verse sskkssk hehehehe

"Hai hai?" Looking to the side, the fisherman stops briefly his writing in a little notepad. He listen, curious eyes stare directly and quietly to the Uchiha. How can anyone hold fog? Is his head right? It's quite worrisome. "Obito-san, are y.......................—AaaEeehhhhh!!! KekeKEkeKEKkeKkKEKEKEEKEKKkekekekekek!!!! "

He starts to laugh soundly as his shoulders move slightly. "Good one neeee! I mist!! Kekekekekekekkeek. Good one." He give light taps over the counter. What a good joke.

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Jumps on him for loads of cuddles and smooches all over his face. "FINALLY!"

Isn't that he wasn't used to PDA, but even after all this time; the happiness he felt upon arriving his castle and be greeted so dearly like that. Always strike a cord inside of his chest, causing the clan's leader to get on his knees and openly accept anything. Even if his cheeks turned blueberries-colored as he was by seen by his personal guards. Not that any of them dared to say anything. " Ta--Tadaima! Kagami-san. Kekeke. Who though Suna would be so far away? neee. Did everyone obeyed you well? "

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@kagami--uchiha​ asked:

“L-Let me go!” (Please... I can never resist some angst... Or whatever else funny thing you'll make out of it :D)

Kidnapper-Victim Sentence Starters 💀 (Accepting) 

          The body over his shoulder couldn’t even be considered heavier than a sack of potatoes. Even wondering if was really the right target. The description matched; fluffy dark hair together with a petite figure. Only one was enough to be kept alive; now the others that followed him had a early encounter with the gods they prayed for.           “If you insist.” He stopped, squatting in the middle of the forest as if was enough to make the Uchiha jump on his own if he wanted. “Just tell me if you want to lose your legs one by one or if I shall be quickly and just take your head, nee. You’re free at least for that.”

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asuma & kisame for the ship meme lol

Send me a ship and I will grade it ✰

asuma & kisame: B: It’s really cute It's an ship that grew on me since they started just by being two hot dudes (for me 👀) fighting and having ocasional weird sexual tension. Asuma annoys Kisame for being IMPOSSIBLE to bother, which is different from what he's used. Now i really like that vibe they have of old enemies and how Asuma keep on visiting Kisame after he opened his store, it was the only person he knew ~ and the rest we knew lmaaooo too bad asuma doesn't bottom thoughhh ;9

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@revenant-priest​ asked:

“I need to go to the bathroom…”

Kidnapper-Victim Sentence Starters 💀 (Accepting)

            If that was an attempt to escape, it was a ridiculous one. He could spend weeks observing an target; without eating and holding his necessities. Unlike his targets. The young shinobi sighed loudly, untying the rope that keep the young one tied at the tree. “ Turn around and go; I won’t look.......I would hate to carry a dead pissed body over my shoulder, nee. Albino boy.”

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@sage-quinn-itani​​ asked:

‘  how  dare  you?  ’

> 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 <

       "Excuse me?" It was a confusing scene. Kisame, which clothes were soaked from head to toes, while in his hands there was an squirrel.. close to a bonfire. There's sightly confusion to why someone seemed to be angry towards himself, but as soon he took notice of what looked like, Kisame laughted out loud.

      " Ara ara! Listen, even if I wanted to eat this little guy ! They aren’t  fat enough to be my dinner ne? I was just helping it to dry its fur! I swear!"