OI! Jake and Chris ;DDDDD~
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: Chris, he also cooks for both of them.
kills the spiders: Jake, because Chris still can’t stand them.
comes home drunk at 3am: Chris, but Jake does that occasionally too.
makes breakfast: Jake, because Chris would be too cranky to even think about anything else than coffee.
remembers to feed the fish: I’d say Chris, although he's really forgetful.
decorates the apartment: Chris (but of course Claire helps him)
initiates duets: Neither. …Or maybe Chris when both of them are drunk enough.
falls asleep first: Jake. At first it would annoy Chris, but later on he’d think it’s just cute.














