#mullerforhire

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muller-for-hire

❝Look what the cat has dragged in.❞

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muller-for-hire said: you and me both, sweetie

but like, where does one find them? should we go for a hunting trip or what.

[muller-for-hire]

The moment the door opened he just pushed a baby towards Chris. “Grab her. Now.” He needed to grab his shopping. “Go sleep or somehthin, jeez! Thought you wanted me to like yer!”

[captain-forgetful]

     It took him a minute to realize that he was now holding a baby, and when he did his eyes got wide from a light shock. He had no clue of how to treat that tiny human being. 

     "...W—wh..." Won't you look at that? A big buff guy getting all nervous when having to deal with a baby. 

[captain-forgetful]

"I lost me house keys and I can't get in and I'm cold so open yer fuckin' door, ya fuckin' bear! I'll break it!"

"For fuck's sake, Jake. Can’t an old man even get his sleep without distractions?” Regardless of his complaining, Chris opened the door to Jake. Wouldn’t want to see it getting smashed to smithereens. 

[captain-forgetful]

muller-for-hire replied to your post:Piers, Jill and Jake + (3.)

i’m telling dad that you hate me

"Jake, I'm your stepfather."

[captain-forgetful]

OI! Jake and Chris ;DDDDD~

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

shops for groceries: Chris, he also cooks for both of them.

kills the spiders: Jake, because Chris still can’t stand them.

comes home drunk at 3am: Chris, but Jake does that occasionally too. 

makes breakfast: Jake, because Chris would be too cranky to even think about anything else than coffee.

remembers to feed the fish: I’d say Chris, although he's really forgetful. 

decorates the apartment: Chris (but of course Claire helps him)

initiates duets: Neither. …Or maybe Chris when both of them are drunk enough.

falls asleep first: Jake. At first it would annoy Chris, but later on he’d think it’s just cute.