#|goose noises|

[an-evil-goose]

Do not assume the goose is gone...

it is merely... lurking, silently stalking, like the unholy predator it is.

Honk honk honk....

[an-evil-goose]

Ah yes, this looks magnificent honk

[an-evil-goose]

oh ITS YOU

Yes... it is I

The goose you love and hate, like the tsundere you are...

[an-evil-goose]

Casual reminder you lesser creatures must pay your daily tributes.

Otherwise the goose will find its way to you, and make you regret not paying your daily tribute to its being. Forget your god, you pay your respects to it.

[an-evil-goose]

Your food goods

Hand them over honk.

@lovsiik​

[an-evil-goose]

*Layla offers the goose a whole pie*

And so the goose rushes to raid the whole pie.

The bird is awfully quick, surprisingly quick, and clean as it devours every single piece, every single crumb with ravenous seeming hunger. Upon it, the goose honks happily, the sacrifise had been worthy, another nice day to be spared.

The goose doesn’t mind that much however, as long as her offerings are nice.

[an-evil-goose]

geese are gross

That is only because you can’t appreciate its beauty and magnificent existence in all is true grace, honk.

Buts thats okay, otherwise you’d probably die off of it.

[an-evil-goose]

Oh, a fish..thats a curious fish... with an even more curious thing, is that a spear? Thats a pretty spear.

The goose now wants its, honk.

@the-scrappy-urchin​