#|honk honk|

[an-evil-goose]

By a weird chance of fate a seagull swoops down and gobbles the bread. "Bitch." It says in a female robotic voice.

...

rude, it would have shared if you had admited being inferior, and pleaded in a pitifull manner for scraps....

Now you're going to be its next meal, honk...

Be proud of yourself, honk.

[an-evil-goose]

* Offers the goose some bread !!

swiggity swooty

this goose goes for that bread goodie

[an-evil-goose]

To the anon who sent the ask...

Thank you for your offering of a compliment, the goose is not satisfied, but it will do long enough for you to get peas as the true offering...

Now if you excuse it, it will go and torment the mun, the mun accidentally erasing the question with the wrong button, and the goose isn’t happy.

Now run before it is no longer distracted.

[an-evil-goose]

Oh Hell No....

Oh HELL YES

You hate gooses? You hate the feathery bastards doing some kind of dickery? Well then...

TOOO BAD!

I’m here to just stay, and you’re gonna enjoy me buddy. Yes, that’s rights, Its me, the bastard child you hate, the horrible and terrible goose. Or not so much, if you give me treats that is, then I might -just MIGHT, spare you the hassle. So why don’t you give this a treat with a like or a reblog, will ya? I’ll take that as a consideration...

[Rules] - Bold of u to asume gooses have rules -

[About] - goose? Honk honk -

Honk honk