1. Bodyguard - He takes his loyalty to the tomb, a well mannered and polite big man which the meaning of his life is to protect you? Even when it comes to giving his own without asking twice. I love the idea of bodyguards au specially when the ones he’s protecting is from high society, the way bodyguard x patron could bond with the diferences of society. Could be either an modern verse or in Naruto. Always though an verse where Kisame never left Kiri and stayed as loyal to his clan he would be signed to someone powerful. Smth from this line of thinking. Is that an excuse to draw Kisame in suit and sunglasses? No pls believe in me.
2. New Employer - God I been dying to have Kisame have to hire his first worker to help in the seafood store! Once people finally start frequent more he would need extra help. I know it’s more slice of life kind of idea, but there is simple things like how to learn to live a normal life affects an violent guy like Kisame that feels charming. Anything that I can rp as new experiences for him are cool tbh.
3. Make one at least ONE itachi smile (thats it just one)
4. Use his two dicks
5. Losing his fear. - It’s more an Kiri nin thing to be really afraid of being attached to someone. Kisame out of fear just doesn’t do connections like that. Easily to kill friends when it’s needed without all the drama. BUUUT I would love to have that special person that he can finally say. It’s ok to not want to kill someone, to have boundaries of what friendship/love can bring.
6. Arranged Marriage. - I’m weak for this one no other reason
7. AOB - djiefosmefeadojiofdjdojof jdhfehdj pls dont judge me im just