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Dandy's struggle is real...........

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So apparently during the Victorian era, special cups were made to keep your mustache out of the tea - guess which bearded vampire just put this down on his wishlist.

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Khagmar being asked about the time he spent with Ezekiel:

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The possibility that Ladislav will lay his hands on Lily exists.

Ezekiel:

“Oh no.”

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Drops rotten tomatoes down the back of Ezekiel's shirt and slaps him on the back 🍅 - (from @bruadaraich - Ladislav)

“Much obliged, Count Whoreson. Not only you wasted food a human could have lived on several days - that also was pure white linen! Yet I fear your two braincells don't know how much that costs!“

Ezekiel takes off the shirt and throws over his jacket:

“Very well. I assume you just wanted to see me topless. Any other reason would not make sense at all, perv.“

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Puts a 'stake me' sign on Ezekiel's back [from Bruadariach - Ladislav]

“Very, very funny Lord Asshole...“