Two’s a Crowd
—closed starter for @demoninspanks
Jesus, couldn’t a demon catch a break for a day?
Betelgeuse burrowed himself deeper into the gratuitous pile of blankets he’d nested in, huffing in great exasperation. His hair was an amalgamation of purples and blues, ranging from deep violet at the tips to periwinkle and finally dark blue at the roots. He was in a “mood”.
And worst of all, he was expected to function while he felt like this. Demons didn’t get ill—kind of hard to do that when you aren’t really alive—but that’s how he felt. He still wasn’t used to the intensity of these emotions, and he desperately wanted to curl up and sulk for a day.
But his adopted family, breathers and ghosts alike, expected him to be present. It was Charles’ birthday, after all, and Lydia had requested his help with the party.
But he could get out of it, couldn’t he? Surely she wouldn’t be too miffed if he sent a clone, right? She might not even know.
He unburied himself a bit and twitched his head to the side, snapped his fingers and blinked. And in a flash of green mist, a near perfect clone stood before him. He smiled, despite his low feelings. Maybe he could get this to work.











