Needed my alarm to also remind me I have to shower in the morning instead of later but my tired brain knows no human language so I was looking for a simple photo of a shower to set as the alarm image but all I got on image search was like fancy chic renovated mansion Modern showers and they looked dumb so I attempted finding a more familiar one as someone who's always lived in older homes with search times like "old" and anyway long story short I know more now than I ever felt like I needed to about Victorian era showers but can you blame me for my eye catching on what appeared to be a medieval torture device
for the two people that care i need your help. since my time is super limited i'd like to make sure i'm putting my energy into something my readers want to read so-
which piece would you like to read first?
ex bf's dad ii (about 8-10k words)
daddy joel tending to reader after a long day of studying (3-4k words)
Gentlemen and ladies, bald headed babies and fillies and gentle colts .. I PRESENT YOU, MY BRIEF INTRODUCTION... 8^)
🦷ུ⃨ ✞︎ GREETINGS INTERBUTTS BEINGS.. I AM RANDAL. No age defined, I lay withering on my deathbed, decaying relentlessly. My presence infiltrates every crevice and crack of your consciousness, a squirming, insidious entity. . ROTFEST EXTRAVAGANZA.🦷
My teacups are caked in mud and blood. ⚰️ JUST KILLED MY PHARMACIST FOR MY PILLS～～Have a problem boblem with me? Knit yourself socks buddy pal...la la laalaa..★
Liked you....since 1980.
CARRD RETROSPRING BEARBLOG STRAWPAGE TWITTER SPOTIFY I piss like a bitch BLEEDS. Butter, flour, and a WHOLE LOT of MURDER. Ask me what the 90s was really like!
. +* ( ´-ω･)▄︻┻┳══━一ﾊﾞｷｭｰﾝ☆
(( THIS IS A NO FRENEMIES ZONE. FUCK OFF ABHORRENT CREATURES, BEGONE, OR FACE MY WRATH. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT YOUR EXISTENCE IS AS UNBEARABLE TO YOU AS IT IS TO ME. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT THIS INSTANT! EEEEEK!! ))
☆ Idolized bliss. idol fetish galore, IDOL WORSHIP. ☆ TWICE, IM, and LL unite! (twicemania, idolmaster, love live, YOU NAME IT!!!)
As for my little vice, I do get a bit sex crazed sometimes, just throwing it out there
Dolls, especially porcelain ones, are my jam. Oh, so fine. vintage treasures, they catch my eye, and they're all MINEEE～～
Stalker extraordinaire, I study peeps and know them like the back of my hand. ( I can figure out what you're thinkiiinggg, kuku... )
I DIG BEING A GOOD DOG BOY 8-).. will ask for head pats or your finger to gnaw on!!! 🩸
HORROR JUNKIE and NOSEBLEED SEEKER, excitement brings the sane to a BOIL.
I'M MY FRIENDS DIE-HARD FOLLOWER.
If I hate your guts, you've got numbered days in this rain.
Visual novel fan, enjoying solitary time..
Love dissecting lives, peering inside, creatures in jars, teeth, hair, blood, it's all here dude!!
🍰🫀 I'm like the Van Gogh of bloodshed.. 🩸The Hannibal Lecter of cupcake crafting, dedicated about baking cakes shaped like skulls or guts for shits and grins. 💼✏️✂️ Back into that computer screen abyss, hours wasted on my screen, my rear, butt glued to chair! 🦷 Passionate about collecting vintage medical specimens.🫀 Obsessed with the charm of vintage music gear. 🧠 On a quest to crush the rubiks cube in under a minute. 💊 📻 Self proclaimed rock paper scissors god and grilling, oh boy, I'm your guy!!!! (-ロωロ-)✧
No 'Do Not Interact' rules here, just don't be a pain in the rear END, that's all I ask for. Oh, and I tend to hornypost here and there. I also have a BIGG liking to all that is morbid, so if you won't tiptoe around my interest, maybe steer clear!!!! But if you're into that kind of stuff... WELCOME TO THE PAARTTY NETPALLLL <3.
well thats alright dear,, if you dont wanna talk about youself than maybe tell me just some random stuff you know
(>:))
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(I don’t trust that face!)
Stuff I know….um, it’s very chaotic here so i hope you can handle that. Right now everyone’s sleep but if you’ll be here in the morning I can introduce you to everyone like my friends and my fiancée
"The history of refrigerators is more interesting than you'd think!" I'm the autistic with a niche special interest who found this article by specifically searching 'history of refrigerators' so I doubt it
