My name is Randal Vi Ivory. I am here to rip your ribcage out and make a tea pot out of it . . 🫖 WELCOME, OH WELCOME..to my virtual lair! You've stumbled upon the twisted domain of mine. ME, your netpal for today!!!!!!
Gentlemen and ladies, bald headed babies and fillies and gentle colts .. I PRESENT YOU, MY BRIEF INTRODUCTION... 8^)
🦷ུ⃨ ✞︎ GREETINGS INTERBUTTS BEINGS.. I AM RANDAL. No age defined, I lay withering on my deathbed, decaying relentlessly. My presence infiltrates every crevice and crack of your consciousness, a squirming, insidious entity. . ROTFEST EXTRAVAGANZA.🦷
My teacups are caked in mud and blood. ⚰️ JUST KILLED MY PHARMACIST FOR MY PILLS～～Have a problem boblem with me? Knit yourself socks buddy pal...la la laalaa..★
Liked you....since 1980.
CARRD RETROSPRING BEARBLOG STRAWPAGE TWITTER SPOTIFY I piss like a bitch BLEEDS. Butter, flour, and a WHOLE LOT of MURDER. Ask me what the 90s was really like!
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(( THIS IS A NO FRENEMIES ZONE. FUCK OFF ABHORRENT CREATURES, BEGONE, OR FACE MY WRATH. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT YOUR EXISTENCE IS AS UNBEARABLE TO YOU AS IT IS TO ME. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT THIS INSTANT! EEEEEK!! ))
☆ Idolized bliss. idol fetish galore, IDOL WORSHIP. ☆ TWICE, IM, and LL unite! (twicemania, idolmaster, love live, YOU NAME IT!!!)
As for my little vice, I do get a bit sex crazed sometimes, just throwing it out there
Dolls, especially porcelain ones, are my jam. Oh, so fine. vintage treasures, they catch my eye, and they're all MINEEE～～
Stalker extraordinaire, I study peeps and know them like the back of my hand. ( I can figure out what you're thinkiiinggg, kuku... )
I DIG BEING A GOOD DOG BOY 8-).. will ask for head pats or your finger to gnaw on!!! 🩸
HORROR JUNKIE and NOSEBLEED SEEKER, excitement brings the sane to a BOIL.
I'M MY FRIENDS DIE-HARD FOLLOWER.
If I hate your guts, you've got numbered days in this rain.
Visual novel fan, enjoying solitary time..
Love dissecting lives, peering inside, creatures in jars, teeth, hair, blood, it's all here dude!!
🍰🫀 I'm like the Van Gogh of bloodshed.. 🩸The Hannibal Lecter of cupcake crafting, dedicated about baking cakes shaped like skulls or guts for shits and grins. 💼✏️✂️ Back into that computer screen abyss, hours wasted on my screen, my rear, butt glued to chair! 🦷 Passionate about collecting vintage medical specimens.🫀 Obsessed with the charm of vintage music gear. 🧠 On a quest to crush the rubiks cube in under a minute. 💊 📻 Self proclaimed rock paper scissors god and grilling, oh boy, I'm your guy!!!! (-ロωロ-)✧
No 'Do Not Interact' rules here, just don't be a pain in the rear END, that's all I ask for. Oh, and I tend to hornypost here and there. I also have a BIGG liking to all that is morbid, so if you won't tiptoe around my interest, maybe steer clear!!!! But if you're into that kind of stuff... WELCOME TO THE PAARTTY NETPALLLL <3.
the 3 ranfren fans watching randal and satoru's personality be butchered and turned into "yes babe ill cut your wrist lol i love sh and i want to be abused" by some tiktok edgelords that have never even read lucid one:
I haven't been very active on Tumblr lately because I've been feeling lazy and just haven't gotten around to publishing anything new. But don't worry, I'm planning on making a comeback real soon! In the meantime, I've disabled Ask responses, but I'll turn them back on soon so I can read through them ^__^;;
OMFG I hate this inept, constantly whining over the fact that I friend zoned you for good, even though you continue to obsessively pine after me. I may be a fool but I’m not stupid enough to believe that you are truly innocent. You're clearly nothing but trouble, and I despise how you even had the gall to go after my friends.
