#✱asks

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Will you please stop sending me threatening voice messages, it has been four this week alone and I don't appreciate it.

Roderich if I want any lip out of you I’ll ask you to suck my cock.

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💘 : )

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sex&romance headcanons

💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

man i actually had to think about this one… i think that his affection manifests itself in veiled ways e.g. the nicknames he gives, posturing, etc. he’s got an older, more masculine style and he’s kind of, well, stupid, so he’s not very good at the whole flowers and romance sort of thing. on the occasion when he’s feeling truly amorous he might try his hand at writing but again, he’s not very good with words, so it’s sort of a desperate situation when he feels the need to write a letter. because he’s most adept at physicality, be it fighting or fucking, he shows his feelings through actions, like touch or presentation or doing what he feels is attractive or affectionate toward the other. he likes to touch and hold! he’s burly though so it comes with brusqueness. ah yeah one final way he shows affection is simple: food. if he loves someone he’ll make sure they’re fed. he’s not a fancy chef or anything but he knows his way around the kitchen well enough and can make a little into a lot

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mun communication meme

(i got two of the same so i figured i’d answer in one go @radiomayak @seekesotsibteadmist) tysm you two TT_TT please i love talking about this rotten bastard man bc i love chaos, it’s so fun, so feel free to peruse my pages at will and hit me up with any questions or interest!!!!! i promise you. i may be shy at first but i have a lot to say and not a lot of opportunities to say it.

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sex&romance headcanons

😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?

                                  and yet he keeps going back……

(full res lol)

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🏩💲 lol

sex&romance headcanons

🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 

probably in a fucken horse stable knowing him. it was okay as far as first times go in the 11th century. he converted to christianity, hit puberty, saint stephen died, and he was never the same since………. curse of turan more like curse of horny

💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?

GEE…………….. I DUNNO……MAYBE? (stares at the whole austro-hungarian empire)

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everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

Botanical Asks

Last Saturday I passed out in the kitchen and dreamed about my ex-wife.

…I gotta lay off the whiskey.

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🥃 Were you or were you not in porno at any point in your life

Send me  ‘ 🥃 ‘ + plus a question, and my muse will answer it while drunk.

[ Sufficiently sloshed by six p.m. The drink of choice for the evening? Whiskey, stiff at that. Three drinks in and his filter, what exists of it, is gone with the wind. ]

     You sound almost jealous. Y’know there’s a market for your scrawny Russian ass if you look hard enough, tesó. [ a deep, disdainful sniff ] Anyway.     Yeah I wash– was in a porno, and it was awesome. I was in– five? Five of ‘em? In the seventies. I had the sideburns’n all that bush goin’ for me then, not to mention my cock, and my empty wallet, so I kn– knew a guy, he knew a couple guys. I got a phone call a couple days later for an audition, which I got as soon as I dropped my pants and whipped it out. Totally flaccid. It was a high honor– sayin’ that ‘cuz three of the crewman were coked out their minds, too. [ he knocks back the rest of his drink, slamming it down unnecessarily ] ANYWAY.     Did about five or six nine millimeters, I let them pick my actor name so I dunno what I’m marked–marketed, marketed? Whatever it’s called, got my dick sucked, got to rail a couple-a good-looking girls, ate some pussy, I got paid to fuck. S’probably the greatest two weeks I had the whole twentieth century. I’d do it again if I wasn’t fucking going bald.