Hatchetfield Headcanon Time!
SPOILERS FOR NIGHTMARE TIME'S EPISODE TIME BASTARD
FINAL WARNING SPOILERS
Okay, now that's over we can get into this. Just wanted to give people a chance to scroll past but didn't want to hide it all below a cut.
So...
Time Bastard Ted exists in every time line.
Hear me out. Even a happy fanfic where he gets some fix or ship or whatever, there is a homeless man Ted that is there. Not because he's screwed in every timeline but because IT'S THE SAME GUY.
Every time.
Like, one Ted takes the deal, gets trapped in the Bastard Box and then Tinky shoves him through every timeline as a form of torture. Seeing all those other versions breaks his mind.
Even seeing himself happy won't help because he may not even realize that's himself anymore, if you'd like.
I mean, just the concept of Ted being stuck like that is hell. Kinda sad. So uh... maybe I'll run off to go make a fanfic where I help out Bastard Box Ted and give him a happy ending haha!
Thanks for coming to my baddumtiss 🥁 Ted Talk
Yah, I'll see myself out...










