Uuuuh, Allel answer tanks, Tag answer support, Jeremy answer defense, Brown answer offense, assemble your team!
Here we go...
Offense: Brown
Genji: Any body modifications you want but are too scared to get?
I’ve never been much of the ‘body mod’ type. My mom would have killed me if I’d gotten a tattoo, so I never did. Probably for the best.
McCree: What’s your #1 guilty pleasure?
You’re asking a guy who spends 40% of his time on 4chan what his guilty pleasure is. I’d rethink that if I were you.
Pharah: How closely do you think one should follow the rules?
Rules are guidelines. They often become outdated very quickly and no single ruleset will ever properly encompass a context, let alone all contexts.
Reaper: Tell us about an embarrassing middle school/high school phase.
Cowboys.
Soldier: 76: What do you think you’ll be like at 60?
Breaking the rules, in prison, or dead. Or some combination thereof. So. Just about where I am now.
Tracer: Super speed or super strength?
Speed, definitely.
Sombra: Favorite way to tease/annoy your friends.
I miss the MSN messenger shake. A lot.
Defense: Jeremy
Bastion: Which animal can you see becoming your lifelong partner?
Rabbits don’t live that long... Neither do dogs or cats actually. Parrots do. Also elephants. And turtles. And some whales... but I’d have to go with a clam. I could really see myself bonding with a clam.
Hanzo: What advice would you give to your younger self?
Don’t work at a gas station, skip straight to the murder pizzeria. Also, do more drugs.
Junkrat: Name your favorite pastime/hobby.
I just... aimlessly drive around a lot. I used to be fairly decent at macrame and yardwork. Unless we’re also including my unsavory hobbies and pastimes? I spend a lot of time in bars, meeting people, mingling afterwords. I also spend a lot of time with what remains of my family, or did before I got here. I cook, and clean, keep the family house mostly in order while my brother works, come home and do the same for my apartment. I’ve actually put a lot of work into the old family house. And sometimes I go pull thistles and that kind of thing in the empty lot next to it, when I have time.
Mei: Favorite flavor of ice cream.
I like lemon!
Torbjörn: Name three first three things that pop into your head.
Shoe, candy cane, baseball bat?
Widowmaker: Last instance that really tested your patience.
I’m pretty patient actually. Well. When it comes to people. I don’t get angry with people easily. I get impatient for things to happen though. I’m always impatient for things to happen.
Tanks: Allel
Reinhardt: What is the thing you love most about yourself?
I don’t know when to quit so it’s really funny to watch me fuck up. It’s like watching a skier fall down a hill and the skis just keep toppling and adding momentum and shoveling snow into the person’s face but the bindings won’t unlock so they stay on and it’s just a free fall starfish firework explosion of fucking failure but it’s so cathartic because its’ just so bad. That’s what watching me fuck up is like. And i feel like it’s really funny to watch.
Zarya: How do you bounce back from difficult situations?
Poorly. See above.
Roadhog: Bacon, sausage, or neither?
Bacon!
D.Va: Of which accomplishment are you most proud?
Halsey once personally yelled at me calling her on her shit right here on tumblr.com
Winston: What is your dream job?
Veterinary science, I think, although astrophysics is really interesting too and I’d love to work with stellar science. Since college is never going to happen, I’d really love to go into dog training, though. Anything with animals, really. Ever since we were a kid we’ve been saying we wanted to go into ornithology and I think that kind of holds true for me, too, back on the ‘if college were a thing’ track. Hell, if nothing were an object we’d absolutely love to do what David Attenborough does. I don’t know. This is a complex question because I wouldn’t mind doing so many things? but they’re all impossible.
Support: Tag
Lúcio: The last song you listened to.
Blame It On Me by George Ezra
Ana: One thing that keeps you motivated.
Looking forward to little things. Hope I guess, I don’t know?
Mercy: Do you prefer to give or receive?
This is a loaded question.
Zenyatta: One thing that brings you peace.
I like the smell of rain a lot, and cold air. Sitting outside and breathing is really nice.
Symmetra: Describe your aesthetic.
Uh... 1990s Gabber-influenced gay alt eurotrash-wannabe. i guess?