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Much like Japanese survival horror games, I was engaged, but I didn't LIKE it

Gabe

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@katzesidhe No no!!! You are somethin' else Cat; so full of compassion and support, y'aint got nothing to apologize for, alright? We're splitting because we're anxious and chemically imbalanced from barely eating and the sudden shock of getting that "apology" text. It's nothing anyone has done wrong (that goes for any mutuals worried about if this is about them too). We're just in a shitty brain place and the BPD's flaring and I ain't equipped to quell splits the way people in here with experience of this stuff are so I let us get real low before I noticed. You're good and we appreciate your support. No one has done anything wrong or to upset us, we're just really upset about our own stupid brain and I'm sorry if the splitting is making it seem like it's personal, it's really not,against anyone! we love u and all of our followers were just in a shitty place.

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We alternate pronouns (mostly between they and he) when talking about our partners to our mom because they'd prefer to be seen as gender fluid if they're read singlet and our mom is trying to be good about keeping up with it but she keeps getting confused when we switch pronouns mid text. Like we'll say something like "I need to check with [C], they might be working but I'll ask once he gets off tonight" And she'll think we're talking about three different people and get mildly pissy about us needing to factor unecessary people into plans and we always have to explain the pronoun thing again. Joke's on her though our partner actually IS (much more than) three different people.

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Omaha needs to get off my dick today.

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Isn't there a Japanese expression about girls being "like Christmas cakes" that's a reasonably old phrase? I should really go research Christmas in Japan, if nothing else then for something to focus on.

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I just slammed my mouth into a bong. don't do drugs kids you'll end up with a busted lip.

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Uuuuh, Allel answer tanks, Tag answer support, Jeremy answer defense, Brown answer offense, assemble your team!

Here we go...

Offense: Brown

Genji: Any body modifications you want but are too scared to get?

I’ve never been much of the ‘body mod’ type. My mom would have killed me if I’d gotten a tattoo, so I never did. Probably for the best.

McCree: What’s your #1 guilty pleasure?

You’re asking a guy who spends 40% of his time on 4chan what his guilty pleasure is. I’d rethink that if I were you.

Pharah: How closely do you think one should follow the rules?

Rules are guidelines. They often become outdated very quickly and no single ruleset will ever properly encompass a context, let alone all contexts.

Reaper: Tell us about an embarrassing middle school/high school phase.

Cowboys.

Soldier: 76: What do you think you’ll be like at 60?

Breaking the rules, in prison, or dead. Or some combination thereof. So. Just about where I am now.

Tracer: Super speed or super strength?

Speed, definitely.

Sombra: Favorite way to tease/annoy your friends.

I miss the MSN messenger shake. A lot.

Defense: Jeremy

Bastion: Which animal can you see becoming your lifelong partner?

Rabbits don’t live that long... Neither do dogs or cats actually. Parrots do. Also elephants. And turtles. And some whales... but I’d have to go with a clam. I could really see myself bonding with a clam.

Hanzo: What advice would you give to your younger self?

Don’t work at a gas station, skip straight to the murder pizzeria. Also, do more drugs.

Junkrat: Name your favorite pastime/hobby.

I just... aimlessly drive around a lot. I used to be fairly decent at macrame and yardwork. Unless we’re also including my unsavory hobbies and pastimes? I spend a lot of time in bars, meeting people, mingling afterwords. I also spend a lot of time with what remains of my family, or did before I got here. I cook, and clean, keep the family house mostly in order while my brother works, come home and do the same for my apartment. I’ve actually put a lot of work into the old family house. And sometimes I go pull thistles and that kind of thing in the empty lot next to it, when I have time.

Mei: Favorite flavor of ice cream.

I like lemon!

Torbjörn: Name three first three things that pop into your head.

Shoe, candy cane, baseball bat?

Widowmaker: Last instance that really tested your patience.

I’m pretty patient actually. Well. When it comes to people. I don’t get angry with people easily. I get impatient for things to happen though. I’m always impatient for things to happen.

Tanks: Allel

Reinhardt: What is the thing you love most about yourself?

I don’t know when to quit so it’s really funny to watch me fuck up. It’s like watching a skier fall down a hill and the skis just keep toppling and adding momentum and shoveling snow into the person’s face but the bindings won’t unlock so they stay on and it’s just a free fall starfish firework explosion of fucking failure but it’s so cathartic because its’ just so bad. That’s what watching me fuck up is like. And i feel like it’s really funny to watch.

Zarya: How do you bounce back from difficult situations?

Poorly. See above.

Roadhog: Bacon, sausage, or neither?

Bacon!

D.Va: Of which accomplishment are you most proud?

Halsey once personally yelled at me calling her on her shit right here on tumblr.com

Winston: What is your dream job?

Veterinary science, I think, although astrophysics is really interesting too and I’d love to work with stellar science. Since college is never going to happen, I’d really love to go into dog training, though. Anything with animals, really. Ever since we were a kid we’ve been saying we wanted to go into ornithology and I think that kind of holds true for me, too, back on the ‘if college were a thing’ track. Hell, if nothing were an object we’d absolutely love to do what David Attenborough does. I don’t know. This is a complex question because I wouldn’t mind doing so many things? but they’re all impossible.

Support: Tag

Lúcio: The last song you listened to.

Blame It On Me by George Ezra

Ana: One thing that keeps you motivated.

Looking forward to little things. Hope I guess, I don’t know?

Mercy: Do you prefer to give or receive?

This is a loaded question.

Zenyatta: One thing that brings you peace.

I like the smell of rain a lot, and cold air. Sitting outside and breathing is really nice.

Symmetra: Describe your aesthetic.

Uh... 1990s Gabber-influenced gay alt eurotrash-wannabe. i guess?