"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"
Christmas/Winter Starters - Accepting!@xlikemilk
"With that big tummy of his, do you think Santa is a vegetarian? Hell, no. Though, I should write him a letter of apology for eating all of the cookies, but what could I do? Your cookies were just too damn yummy, I couldn’t stop!” He pulled his shirt up and started to caress his stomach, letting out a satisfied noise.









