#'dash commentary

[conduitandconjurer]

You left me like everybody leaves me.  I can’t even crawl into the earth after you.  I can’t even lift a blanket of dirt over my head and hold onto your corpse like Emily did in that fucked-up William Faulkner story.  You’re here but gone, just like every other ghost that’s latched onto me like a moth to a streetlight in endless darkness. 

[grumpy---gladiator]

Watching all the ladies getting naked. “What a time to be alive.”

[grumpy---gladiator]

Meanwhile, the only thing Alibaba was wondering about was... “... Aren’t you cold...?” It’s January, you fucks.

[grumpy---gladiator]

     “.... Who the fuck is this Santa guy anyways?”

[illusivexemissary]

//This just in, Bex and Taylor are trying to kill me  

[grumpy---gladiator]

redmoonofrevenge

“I’m surprised that your pighead would fit into a pot.”

[grumpy---gladiator]

“A bunny hiding eggs....? People come up with strange holidays.”

[grumpy---gladiator]

Baby Grumpy is judging. ( Okay, actually he’s just jelly, because he wants to play like the other kids but isn’t allowed to. )